Nimby-pimby pantywaists without the sense that God gave a flapdoodle.
oooohh, rassin' frassin' horny toads
"Thou damned tripe-visaged rascal" - Shakespeare Henry IV Part 2
Yer all jest a passel a owlhoot horse theives . . .
(Did that there English feller actually say "Fell-oh" ? ! ? ! ?)(
Flatulent flophouse fleabag!
of course it doesn't get better than this
GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?
GUARD: Mind your own business!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your
castle by force!
GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you,
so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets.
Thppppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!
GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed
animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! You
mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
My word. I hate this kinda stuff, but I admire Setanta so I follow him around. So kiss my grits. <smile>
Bloody 'ell you snivel nosed, side windin, overstuffed carcass from the black lagoon.
Why you mangy, doughnut-eatin', tea-swillin', ice-broomin' son of a sea cook . . .
dag nabbit you horn swollowin, meat pie chugging, swill belly old goat...
Don't you point your hog-eyed face this-a-way, you low-life egg-sucking belly-crawling fleabitten hound-dog of a bush-wacker's behind!
Why you saw toothed, whisker faced, turkey gizzard son of a pickle puss polecat...
You no account slab sided son of a seabiscuit!!!
Are you talkin to me you bacon slabbed, pork bellied, toe tappin, hully gully, side steppin, eastern facing, western sounding, southern drawlin tender foot...
<I am really liking this
>
(Good clean fun, Boss, all of it breezes right through the filters)
You mealy-mouth, cheese-parin' skinflint . . .
Have a rip snortin, belly laughing, fireworks bursting, hot dog chompin, beer guzzling good time and HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY you all you Norther, Southern, Eastern, Western sod busters.
