YOU GULLYWART ! ! !

Well I'll be hornswaggled!!!
How done I miss this thread until just yonder.

Y'all watchit, ya varmints...

I mention no names, but some people are all hat and no brains.

Watch it yerself, ya big ol' bunny rabbit huntin, tad pole fishin, tumbleweed chasing scaredy cat!

dang'on'dang,

I just got 'et by a coyote and crapped off a cliff.

Here's a link for you, my fast thinkin, slick talkin, brain-o-matic nerd. I've added your contribution to the bottom of the page.

Good work, Boss, i personally have resort to My Smilies dot com . . .

Favorite cantankerous old-timer line from a western:

In the television series, Death Valley Days, the "hero", Ronnie Reagan, comes on a prospector in a cabin, badly shot. He bends over the Gabby Hayes type character and asks: "What's the matter, old timer, you gut shot?"

"No, i was gored by a butterfly!"

Thanks, you ever so capable can you top this one ex spurt.

Yes, formerly i was a spurt . . . now i'm a spate . . . deal with it . . .

Why, I can't believe that boy cyphered that....he's lower than a cow's udder....

WAH! I'm going to tell your mommy, you fresh bully of ballyhoo, you baal of the ball!

That Ronny, he always was good fer a kneeslapper. Even if he didn't deliver the line.


"Where's the rest of me ?"

Haw Haw !

Why you...you all are a bunch of church shirking, card playing, whiskey guzzling, women chasing heathens!

Hey, little buckaroo, you pecker pole, horn swagglin' buncha cow patty, you'd better skeddadle on outta here before you wind up in the hoosgow. Dag nabbit (what my granny used to say).

(Peeks around corner) Why you....you lowdown, barnstorming, chicken stealing, hen pecking, hog slopping ol' Scallywag!

That's the spirit . . . you lily-livered hornytoad . . .

Setanta
Set, this is one for the Doonesbury:

Turd Blossom!

BBB

Francis


Some Papers Pull, Edit 'Doonesbury' Strip After 'Turd Blossom' Reference
By David Twiddy, Associated Press
Published: July 26, 2005 1:03 PM ET

KANSAS CITY, Mo. About a dozen newspapers have objected to the use of toilet humor in Tuesday's and Wednesday's "Doonesbury" comic strip, and some either pulled or edited the strip.

Kansas City-based Universal Press Syndicate, which distributes the strip to around 1,400 newspapers, said it had received some complaints from editors about a reference to presidential aide Karl Rove.

In the strip, a caricature of President Bush refers to Rove as "turd blossom." [This is, reportedly, one of the president's old joking nicknames for Rove.]

[Lee Salem, editor at Universal Press, said the complaints, from 10 to 12 newspapers, weren't unexpected, given the concerns many editors have about language in the funny papers. But as opposed to other times when editors have objected to Doonesbury content, the syndicate did not send out replacement strips.

"Given the coverage of Karl Rove, we thought it was appropriate, especially given the history of the strip," Salem said.

Among those with concerns was the Providence (R.I.) Journal. There, editors simply removed the offensive word from the strip's final panel.

"I didn't think [taking out the word] hurt it," Executive Editor Joel Rawson said. "I would prefer to run the strip and if we can edit it, that's fine."

Rawson said the paper would take the same approach with Wednesday's strip.

What a load of ka-ka ding ding....

you stinkin' wabba weiner.