Got Game?

Best thing I ever saw, hilarious, in a bar somwhere, a beautiful cocktail waitress that we all lusted after and who had perhaps the best ass I had ever seen anywhere was told by some drunk at the bar "Boy I'd like to get in your pants".

Without missing a beat she turned and said "Why? Did you **** in yours"? I thought we'd all die laughing.


Am I allowed to say that here?

hahahaha!!!! I'll be remembering that one, LOL!

That's funny. Would anyone ever think that line would work?

We all know walking up to a female, splashing some of your drink on her, then saying "we better get you out of those wet clothes" is THE tried and true deal closer.

Haha! Cocktail waitresses are born to have the best f-you lines...

Was having a discussion about bad pick-up lines with a friend, and we were having a laugh, and then I came up with this, and we both thought that with the right delivery, hair and cheekbones, it just might work: "I would use a cheesy pick-up line with you, but you seem far too smart to fall for that." Lol! Whaddya think?

Also wondering if Slappy has tried "Hooked on Ebonics"....works quite well in those hip-hop clubs

Cav
Not bad ;-)

Actually, by the time you're done thinking of what to say, the opportunity's over..."Hi" usually works the best.

Yo. I's don't no whassup wit yo sayin' I should be taking no Ebonics clazz or nuttin', yo. I be a massa wit my vocab, dawg.

Werd.

Evidently.

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