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Fri 21 Mar, 2003 01:51 pm
What's some schemes/stories you've done or told in order to meet the hot ass? Ever tell
girls you were in the Navy Seals, or some crap like that?
I've never done such a thing.
I'm lying.
When I see bachelorette parties, I like to walk up and tell them how I'm in a bachelor
party, and my friend is really shy, and I need their help getting him on the dance floor.
I then point to an unsuspecting "victim," one of my friends. That is good times.
Also good times was the time a friend of mine and I were in a good ol' fashioned college
bar, and set up about, um, 20 bud lights on a table, and started telling girls we were
doing a bud light promotion. When they walked up to get a beer, there was a catch: they
had to give a kiss. Didnt work as well, but still fun.
There was also the camera and the pick-up lines on my "birthday."
Oops, gotta go pick up my Ferrari at the dealership.
Used to know a navy guy that told the chicks he was a navel doctor. He gave that one up when one of the little darlings said, "My, they have specialists for everything these days, don't they?"
Never lie. Maybe that's my problem.
That's not your problem.
It's that you're ugly.
Just busting your balls, you handsome bastard.
sheesh you guys get to be all creative while the girls are supposedly supposed to act dumb and giggly. Not fair! When I tell guys what I do they take off running cause I'm not dumb and giggly. . . .
Molecular biology research
Would that account for the charming green tone skin?
My best pick-up line ever was: Would you like to see my pile of wood?
It worked!
<After a storm I have cut down two trees that fell in our backyard with a chainsaw. For some reason men really seem to like a woman with a chainsaw>
But that ain't lying. Guess I don't have to ;-)
midnight wrote:Molecular biology research
Cool, the subject I'm studying.
I think you just got very sexy
Midnight! Watch out! Gezzy's gonna gitcha!
Dag - I cut down and chopped a tree with a hatchet. So there. <grin> So, guys liked that sort of thing? Hmm.....
I always thought guys were turned off by sane smart women - I'd say I don't get it, but I think I do.
Some guys are afraid of smart women. I, on the other hand very much like smart women.
Hedge-clipping works well too. Recipe: 2 meters tall hedges, those wooden long clippers (so that you clip allll day long), a ladder, short shorts and a tank top. 2 dinner invitations from not bad-looking young fellas. ok, one was actually a coffee invitation. but still. no use for me though, i was stuck with the wood pile guy.
My best pickup line went unplanned. It was in a night club and the music was loud. I was talking to the girl I wanted to talk to all night long and due to the noise we had to talk into each other's ears. So I'm gaining courage and decise to escalate and lean in to say something. I forgot to think about what I was going to say before I made the attempt. I'd wanted to whisper sweet nothings in her ear and win her on the spot but nothing goes as planned.
I had to say something so I said exactly that, "sweet nothings".
She pulled back and looked at me questioningly. Then I shrugged and said "hey, I drew a blank". She got the joke but more importantly found it funny (this is why I love beer) and we had a good time.
The end.
I had to tell it, I'll never be that lucky again.
Did I hear someone mention my name?
Slappy
I never fell for those lines, but I did have some laughs. Don't you be messin with my Wilso, you hear!
Wilso
You just stay as honest as you are because I happen to love that in a man ;-)
Craven
That's cute. I can just picture it.
Man, I got this tree that needs to be chopped down...any takers?
Little K, turned off by sane smart women? For one, finding a "sane" one is half the battle. I can say I've dated alot of very smart girls...sane, on the other hand? They don't go hand in hand.
Ironically, the only time I've used those "tricks" was probably when I already had a chick, just doing it for the goof. 99 out of 100 times they don't work, but when they do, it's magical, like Disney.
When I REALLY want to meet a girl at a bar, I just rip my shirt off and smash a beer bottle over my head in front of her. Girls like the "bad boy" type.
hahahaha do you run around dragging your knuckles too?
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