Heh heh...worst thing is when you TRY to drag em from their hair, but because of the hairspray, it just breaks off and they can run...brilliant defence, I might add...
Actually, years ago met a woman in a bar, we got talking, asked what she did, said she was a gunner in the Canadian army....I got all hot and bothered thinking of her handling a Howitzer in bra and panties....if she hadn't been off to Guam the next day, or had I been a little more perceptive, she could have been mine (sighs)...
I am not a big fan of lines or artifice, more the honest type, and sometimes overly polite. On my wife and I's first date, we did the dinner, drink, shoot some pool thing....went back to her place, talked, then in a blank, non-conversational moment, I asked if I could kiss her. She thought that was the sweetest thing....rather than just grab her. Later I drew her a bath, and we have been together ever since. Who says romance is dead?