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Reply Thu 23 Jun, 2005 08:14 pm
How do you drown a dumb blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jun, 2005 10:29 pm
Why was the dumb blonde naked at the laundromat?

The sign over the dryers said, "When your laundry is done, please remove clothes."
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jun, 2005 02:56 pm
I'm going to keep this thread going....even if I have to do it by myself!!

Two dumb blondes were driving to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said, "Disneyland, left."

So they went home.
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kirsten
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jun, 2005 03:35 pm
I don't get it Confused
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jun, 2005 04:06 pm
Hee!
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jun, 2005 04:20 pm
kirsten wrote:
I don't get it Confused


Well, like, because Disneyland left, so they didn't bother to go because it wasn't like there anymore?




We were having some "girl talk" at work about kegeling (you know, that exercise women do "down there"

I asked a co-worker, a REAL blonde "do you kegel"?

Yeah, but I don't get HBO.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jun, 2005 04:26 pm
LOL!!!
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kirsten
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jun, 2005 04:28 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
kirsten wrote:
I don't get it Confused


Well, like, because Disneyland left, so they didn't bother to go because it wasn't like there anymore?


Oh man, and I never got to go. Maybe it was because of those "Gay Days" they talked about, but like I never understood that either, because isn't it like the happiest place on earth? or was...
Crying or Very sad
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kirsten
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jun, 2005 04:31 pm
I tried kegals once, but I'm not really into ethnic foods, I prefer tacos and pizza.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jun, 2005 07:12 pm
Spoken like a true blonde, Kirsten!!

What did the pregnant dumb blonde say to her doctor?

Are you sure I'm the mother?
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pola
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jul, 2005 09:16 am
what are two blondes are doing, when they throw bale of hay from one to the other?

exchange of ideas Confused
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Maximos1984
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2005 04:32 pm
Q: What do u call a blonde in a university??
A: a Visitor

....
Q: how come a blonde can't dial up 911??
A: she can't find the button (11)


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Aldistar
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2005 07:29 pm
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
Donut seeds!


What do you call six blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel!

Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side!

What do you call a brunette and 3 blondes standing on a street corner?
Regular price 5 bucks, 5 bucks, 5 bucks!
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violet24
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 09:41 am
oldie, but I like...

Why was the blonde sitting on the roof?

She heard drinks were on the house.
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InCider
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2005 06:03 pm
There was an official test to see whether or not blondes were really dumb. There was a blonde up on stage, being asked questions, and a bunch of blondes in the audience. One of the judges asked her "What's 2+2?"
The blonde stood there thinking for a long while, until she finally said "5?" All the blondes in the audience shouted "Give her another chance!"
So the judge asked her "What's 2+3?"
Again, she stood thinking for a long, long time, until she finally said "4?"
And all the blondes in the audience shouted "Give her another chance!"
So the judge gave her one last chance and said "Okay, what's 3+3?"
She stood there thinking for a very, very long time until the sun went down and finally said "6?" And all the blondes in the sudience shouted "Give her another chance!"
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Maximos1984
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:26 am
i liked that one
InCider wrote:
There was an official test to see whether or not blondes were really dumb. There was a blonde up on stage, being asked questions, and a bunch of blondes in the audience. One of the judges asked her "What's 2+2?"
The blonde stood there thinking for a long while, until she finally said "5?" All the blondes in the audience shouted "Give her another chance!"
So the judge asked her "What's 2+3?"
Again, she stood thinking for a long, long time, until she finally said "4?"
And all the blondes in the audience shouted "Give her another chance!"
So the judge gave her one last chance and said "Okay, what's 3+3?"
She stood there thinking for a very, very long time until the sun went down and finally said "6?" And all the blondes in the sudience shouted "Give her another chance!"


hey that one was cool
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:52 am
Here's one i heard at a train station:

A blond, brunette and redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks. While they were waiting, the three of them saw a mirror in the bar. They asked the bar-man about it who said:

"This is a special mirror. If you say to it what you are thinking it will automatically make your thought come true. But if you lie to it, it will suck you into its glass forever."

So the brunette goes up to the mirror and says "I think I will become smart and rich one day." Her thought comes true.

The redhead goes up and says "I think I will be beautiful and successful one day." Her thought comes true.

The blonde goes up and says, "I think..." and the mirror sucked her in.
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:53 am
(Now you got me going on a roll):

A blonde holding a pig goes into a bar. The bar man asks "Where did you get that dumb animal?" The pig answers "I won her in a raffle draw."



A blonde coyote's leg was stuck in a trap. She chewed off three of her legs and was still stuck. Rolling Eyes
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violet24
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 03:41 am
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."

She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.

The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.

"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"

"I just want to know why you can't ring the bell for yourself?"
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Aldistar
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:51 pm
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M candy factory?

She kept throwing away all of the W's!
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