humour about people from many places

Heaven is ... when you have

an american salary,
british house,
chinese food and
indian wife



Hell is .. when you have

british food,
chinese house,
indian salary and
an american wife.. !!



There are many other variations of this joke.

AFRICA -

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CHINA -

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RUSSIA -

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EGYPT -

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INDIA -

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USA -

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if the mods find it too enthnocentric, i'll delete it.


travel agent - name ?
afghan - abu saleh masood ul hassan

travel agent - sex?
afghan - everyday !!

travel agent - no i mean, male or female?
afghan - male, female and sometimes camel !!

Hahaha, that last one ist too funny

You may have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi. ("desi" = hindi word meaning "native")

His distant cousin is the DCBA = Desi Confused By America.


But how about ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ?

thats the following -

American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful.

the tv programs that the arab people get to watch
SUNDAY:
8:00 - My 33 Sons
8:30 - Osama Knows Best
9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed
9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies

MONDAY:
8:00 - Husseinfeld
9:00 - Mad About Everything
9:30 - Monday Night Stoning
10:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money
10:30 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAY:
8:00 - Wheel of Terror
8:30 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Slayer

WEDNESDAY:
8:00 - Beat the Press
8:30 - When Kurds Attack
9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 - Veilwatch

THURSDAY:
8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 - Married with 139 Children
10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

FRIDAY:
8:00 - Judge Saddam
8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions
9:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:30 - Cave and Garden Television
10:00 - No-Witness News

SATURDAY:
8:00 - Sponge Bob Square Turban
8:30 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
9:00 - Teletalibans
9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are You

Poland joins the alliance against terrorism
Polish Marines stormed Bloomingdale's Department Store in New York
yesterday after its intelligence agency reported that Bed Linen was on the
fourth floor.

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred today when a small 2-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery this afternoon in central Ireland. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

how Soudi daughters confide in their moms -
A mother had three daughters and, on each daughter's wedding, she tells each one to write back about their married life. To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love-lives, the mother and daughters agree to use newspaper advertisements as a code to say how things are going.


The first one gets married and the next day a letter arrives with the single line: MAXWELL COFFEE HOUSE! The mother gets the newspaper and finds the advert for Maxwell Coffee House, which says, 'Satisfaction to the last drop ...' so she's happy that all's going well.


Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, a message arrives reading ROTHMAN'S MATTRESSES!! The mother checks out the ad and it says 'Full size, king-size!', so she's happy again!


The the third daughter's wedding arrives. Nothing comes in the post, no phone calls, and the mother's getting anxious. After a month a scrawled message finally arrives saying SAUDI AIRLINES. She goes to the newspaper and finds the ad for Saudi Airlines and faints ...


'Three times a day, seven times a week, both ways!'

reports from other similar parts of the world (ALL FACTS)



Most Middle Eastern countries recognise the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take off a fat little Israeli guy got on and tookthe aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and get a coke.""No problem," said the Israeli. "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli's shoe and spat in it.When the Israeli returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good. I think I'll have one too." Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it.

The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York.As the plane was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened."How long must this go on?" he asked. "This enmity between our peoples..... this hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

Last month, a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a HUGE failure.

* In Africa they did not know what "food" meant.
* In Western Europe they did not know what "shortage" meant.
* In Eastern Europe they did not know what "opinion" meant.
* In the Middle East they did not know what "solution" meant.
* In South America they did not know what "please" meant.
* In Asia they did not know what "honest" meant.
* And in the USA they did not know what "the rest of the world" meant!!!!

What nationality were Adam and Eve?

Most certainly Russian! Only Russians can run about barefooted and bare assed, without a roof over their heads, where there is only one apple for two and nevertheless cry out that they are in paradise!

'Is it true that in the USSR the pay does not correspond to the work?

'Incorrect. It corresponds quite well. They pretend to pay and we pretend to work.'

The seven miracles of the Soviet Authority:

1. There is no unemployment, yet nobody works.
2. Nobody works, yet the Grand Scheme is carried out.
3. The Grand Scheme is carried out, yet there is nothing to buy.
4. There is nothing to buy, yet there are lineups everywhere.
5. There are lineups everywhere, yet everyone has everything.
6. Everyone has everything yet everyone is dissatisfied.
7. Everyone is dissatisfied, yet everyone votes 'Yes'.