I'm A Wild Woman

You go girl !
Go ahead and finish the bottle (or box), that's what a truly wild woman would do.

Oh, don't worry, Lion Tamer. I don't need any encouragement. The straw's already in the box.

But you don't know the half of it. Last night, I paid my bills. Except for...the phone company. I'm holding out on them. I'm gonna wait until about two or three days before it's due -- then I'll send it in. It's gonna throw the whole Verizon company into a tailspin. But I'm not scared. You know what I say? "Who cares? Stick it to the man, baby!!" That's the way I live.

And now -- I'm gonna talk about sex!! Coz' that's what us wild women do.

I have had sex. Yes, I have. Oh, don't sit there looking all shocked. Don't go all puritanical on me (even if you do live in Boston). The fact is....I've done it!! There! And now, I'm gonna tell you about it. Coz' that's the kind of wild unhibited woman I am.

So, o.k., I was with this man. We were making out. And I loved it!!! I'm not ashamed of that either!!!! I loved it!!! You couldn't have stopped me!! Noone could!!

Then we got naked. We did "it" in bed. He was on top, and I was on the bottom. And when it was all over I said, "Damn! That was really some.....o.k. sex!!!"

Pretty cool, huh? I told you. I'm a wild woman.

In fact, I'm sure that someday...I'll have some more "ok" sex!!

I can't help it. I'm a crazy, wild chick that loves to live life on the edge. It's the way I'm made, baby!!!

You can't stop me!

I don't think anyone could stop your juggernaut...

Have you met any of the eligible bachelors of A2K yet ?

You sound like you're right up their alley.

Rock On !

Those bacherlors sound like good idea, Lion Tamer! As long as they realize...there's no taming me.

Like last night. I went to the movies. Know what I did? Had popcorn... with butter on it.

Oh, I've heard all that stuff about how movie theater popcorn is hella unhealthy. But did that stop me? No way, baby!

I like my popcorn the same way I like my life...buttered, baby!!!

It's the way I'm made.

Nobody can stop me.

Next time, pick up some Milk Duds to go with that popcorn, Stray Cat. Pure, unadulterated sugar on top of buttered popcorn....Woo Hoo!

Go all the way! Order a large Coke, too! Make it a Cherry Coke! Supersize it!!!

And then...if you dare...skip dinner and tell everyone you ate at the theater!

Live dangerously! It's the only way...

Wow, Eva!! You sound like a wild woman too!! A woman after my own heart! Next time I go out on the prowl, you'll have to go with.

"Woo Hoo!!" That'll be our battle cry!

Oh, and another thing -- for all you bachelors out there -- there's something you need to know. Something I need to tell you upfront.

I WAIT FOR NO MAN!!! NOT EVER!!! Got it?

Why, I haven't waited for a man since.....since.....at least a whole week ago!!!

I'm a wild man. The stuff you do are too tame for my blood. I like "hot" women that know how to entice and tease. When I eat, I don't limit myself to just buttered popcorn. I eat a 16 oz fatty steak with gravey. When I drink, I mix the hard stuff with beer and wine, and when I say hard stuff, I'm talking about vodka - straight up! Nah, you're a pussy-cat.

Ahhh! Beer and wine! The grape and grain -- a combo that's sure to get you drunk!! Don't think I haven't tried that CI!! (well, o.k., I haven't gone so far as to "chase it" with vodka!!)

But please, don't say "hard stuff" and "wild man" in the same post....you're taking my wild reckless breath away!!!

And teasing??? I'm great at teasing!! Some have said it's mostly what I do!!!

I rob crippled people and beat them with their own canes.

But I donate the stolen money to charity.

Slappy, I've always had faith in you!

Stray Cat, you naughty minx...
Because of your influence, I just showered (COMPLETELY NAKED) !
And, on top of that , I touched and lathered all of my "secret places".

I must repent now.

LionTamerX, Ya know, you're headed straight to hell......

Please don't remind me...I know how I've sinned.
From now on, I'll just let the priest wash me like normal.

Forgive me, father...

Thar you go! Nice, kitty.

You actually let priests touch you, LionTamerX?

Whoa.

Too wild for me!

You're my kinda guy, Lion Tamer!! (Whoops! I almost typed Loin Tamer! You're really getting to me baby!)

I just finished a cup of coffee -- and not that decaf stuff either -- the real thing!! Yes,.... I did -- Nobody could stop me!!!

It's the way I live, baby!!

I now limit my wildness to Thursday nights, between 9 and 10.30pm, as there seems to be a plethora of junk programmes on TV at that time.

Purely for the sake of discretion, I cannot say exactly how this wildness manifests itself, but it involves the use of welding goggles, adult sized plastic bees wings, a tutu, a handful of elastic bands and a freshly baked chocolate cake.

I can figure out ways to get wild with a chocolate cake, but the others leave me stumped.

The rebel thread!
Im too calm to be here.
Chocolate cake ... here i come. .