I had the house to myself tonight, so instead of fixing myself another salad, I decided to...(hang on tight here, folks)...break my lo-carb diet.
I picked up my car keys, drove to the drive-in, ordered a cheeseburger...with bacon!...hold the damn lettuce...AND onion rings...AND...(gasp!)...
a chocolate malt!!! That's about a month's worth of carbs for me!
I drove home, got a bottle of ketchup out of the refrigerator, piled everything in the middle of my king-size bed, plugged in a movie, and pigged out.
God, was that good!
I am going straight to hell, I tell ya.