Why, I wonder, am I having a flashback from
The Life of Brian?
Code:--------[As the People's Front of Judea approach a corner crouching, another group of rebels (against the Roman Empire, Thomas) ...
the Campaign for a Free Galilee (CFG x) advance towards the other
side.]
CFG 1 Sssh.
CFG 2 Sssh.
--------[The two groups spot each other, and relax. After a few confused
moments, the leader (CFGHead) declares his group in a thick welsh
accent.]
CFGHead Campaign for Free Galilee.
PFJHead Oh. Uh. People's Front of Judea. Officials.
CFGHead Oh.
PFJHead What's your group doing here?
CFGHead We're going to kidnap Pilate's wife, take her back, issue demands.
PFJHead So are we.
CFGHead What?
PFJHead That's our plan.
CFGHead We were here first.
PFJHead What do you mean?
CFGHead We thougt of it first.
PFJ Man Oh yeah?
CFGHead Yes. A couple of years ago.
PFJ Oh, yeahehehe.
CFG Man He did!
PFJHead Okay, come on, come on. You got all your demands worked out?
CFGHead 'Course we have.
PFJHead What are they?
CFGHead Well I'm not telling you.
PFJ men yeah.
PFJHead Oh come on. Pull the other one.
CFGHead That's not the point. We thought of it before you.
Various Ssssh.
PFJHead Did not.
CFGHead We did.
PFJ You did not.
CFG We bloody did!
Various Sssssssh. Sssssssssssssh.
CFGHead You bastards, we've been planning this for months.
PFJHead Well tought titty for you, fish face. AAAAWW!
--------[A general fight breaks out between the two groups.]
Brian Brothers, brothers. We should be struggling together.
PFJHead We are!
Brian We musn't fight each other. Surely we should be united against the
common enemy.
All The Judean People's front!!!
Brian No. No. The Romans!
All Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.
Someone Yeah. He's right.