The Democrats Gloat Thread

The Golden Toilet


Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a
get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses
of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see
that SOB President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just
think," he said, "When I am president, I could have a gold urinal too.
But I wouldn't do something that self indulgent!"

Later, Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House and she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery
of the fact that in the President's private bathroom, the President
had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed,
Hillary smiled and said to Bill, "I found out who whizzed in your
saxophone."

Come up with some photos of Bush allowing in protestors.

Hope Georgie didn't smoke Clinton's cigars....

I'm sure he has his own. They go with pretzels and beer just fine.

A fine picture of Bushie and friends.

Those are protestors. Right.

(More like a photo op in Africa?)

No, just a nice picture.

And as rare as the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.

THE RIDDLE


On his trip to Great Britain, George Bush had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. He asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"

"That`s easy," she replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors."

"But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?" he inquired.

"You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in."

When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child ?"

Blair replied, "That`s easy. The child was me."

"Very good," said the Queen, "You may go, now."

So President Bush went back to Washington and called in his chief of staff, Karl Rove. He said to him, "I have a riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"
Rove replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the answer, as no child must be left behind. Can I deliberate on this for a while?" "Yes," said Bush, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer."

So Rove went and called a meeting of the White House Staff, and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. So he was quite upset, not knowing what he would tell the President.

As Rove was walking back to the Oval Office, he saw former Secretary of State Colin Powell approaching him. So he said, "Mr. Secretary, can you answer this riddle for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the child?"

"That's easy," said Powell, "The child was me."

"Oh thank you," said Rove, "You may just have saved me my job!"

So Rove went in to the Oval Office and said to President Bush, "I think I know the answer to your riddle. The child was Colin Powell!"

"No, you idiot!" shouted Bush, "The child was Tony Blair!"

Even "Count Novakula" is stating the obvious. "Hunt Mishap Triggers GOP Regrets".

http://www.suntimes.com/output/novak/cst-edt-novak20.html

What a dysfunctional group Bush has surrounding him. Gives me great hope for the next three yrs.

LW---That was funny.

George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill and Hilary buy just one ticket.

"How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George W, astonished at what he is seeing.

"Watch and learn," answers Hillary.

They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats but Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.

When they get to the station they see the Clintons at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clintons see that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.

"Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says Hillary.

"Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush.

When they board the train the Bushs cram themselves into a toilet and the Clintons cram into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train is on its way, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Clintons are hiding. George W. knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."

Poor Tico.... so desperate that he is lifting jokes from Democrat.com and making a feeble attempt to rewrite.

It is truly embarrassing to try to give anything named Bush that much credit for having a brain. I can understand you copying Dem jokes though as you have nothing from the Repug side to work with.

Actually, I just repeated the joke I first told over a year ago .... HERE.

I'm not sure where I first read it, but I assure you it wasn't at democrat.com.

Right! It's only been at Democrats.com for about 5 yrs! I like this one:


Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," George Bush said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It was about the size of a peanut shell.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and
regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"


"It's swollen," Bush yelled.

As I said, I've never visited Democrats.com. But I understand there are a lot of jokes there.

Indeed there are Tico and most of them have been inspired by the current occupant of the White House and his merry thugs!

I don't know if that fits the biggest dick in currently in politics.

Good morning Vietnam Nurse.

It great to see you posting. As you can see the Repugs are still trying to dictate the terms of Democratic threads as well as everything else in our lives. It will be a grand day for America when the public finally becomes fully awakened to what these criminals have been doing the past 10 yrs or so since they gained control of Congress.

We can thank George for being such a brazen crook. He has probably opened more eyes than anyone else with his vile, ffffff U, in your face cowboy attitude. Even the rabid right churches are turning against this phony christian. They can see that this critter ain't no John Wayne, no matter how much he tries to walk & act like the old boy.