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Has anyone ever Notice that God and Satan are never around at the same time

 
 
Methen
 
Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2019 05:18 pm
I am thinking Clark Kent Superman here people
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2019 06:21 pm
@Methen,
Or, maybe neither one is around, ever.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2019 08:00 pm
Ah hahahahahahaha . . .

You crack me up
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chai2
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2019 08:29 pm
@Methen,
Methen wrote:

I am thinking Clark Kent Superman here people


And neither one of those is real either.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2019 08:40 pm
@chai2,
WE NEED MORE PHONE BOOTHS!!
roger
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2019 09:16 pm
@farmerman,
Phone booths?
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2019 09:21 pm
@roger,
see?? There's our problem
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maxdancona
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2019 09:34 pm
@Methen,
They were seen talking together in the book of Job.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2019 10:54 pm
@roger,
roger wrote:

Phone booths?


Remember those old wooden phone booths?.....Clark Kent would rip off his suit to reveal the superman suit and then launch off the sidewalk into the air to battle the evil doers????
roger
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2019 11:45 pm
@glitterbag,
That was just in the movies.
Ragman
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 12:03 am
@roger,
(Where Clark Kent switched his suit.... cross dresser that he was)
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Ragman
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 12:04 am
@roger,
Na-uh!
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 12:56 am
@roger,
roger wrote:

That was just in the movies.


😳 WHAT?????
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laughoutlood
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 01:20 am
roger
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 01:26 am
@laughoutlood,
Yabut that superman thing was from television. It wasn't real, I tell ya. Unless you really want to believe, I mean.
mark noble
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 06:19 am
@Methen,
Kinda like - The little angel (good conscience) on one shoulder - And little demon (naughty conscience) on the other?

They are each pulling and pushing for dominance over your spirit.

Would you like 'ABSOLUTE' proof of that battle?

God vs Satan, Evil vs Good, Ego vs Source, Positive energy vs Negative energy... Label as you will (All boils down to personal perspective).

I have proof (visual) of that battle, (multiple) comparitives and the insight to explain the 'correcting' process - Along with the mystery behind the curtain (mask).

Do you REALLY think you can accept what is Real?
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 06:27 am
@mark noble,
Its a precious, easily spoken, story that the meanest intelligence can understand and, hopefully, buy into. Theres trillion of dollars at stake that enriches the priests
BillRM
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 06:46 am
@roger,
roger wrote:

Yabut that superman thing was from television. It wasn't real, I tell ya. Unless you really want to believe, I mean.


LOL neither is the silly Christian god story real for that matter.
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mark noble
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 06:55 am
@farmerman,
In the form of 'exorcism', I agree.

The yielding of crosses, splashing of sacred water (Another story) the incantation of suggestivity - All promote the 'snake' concept - whereas the british (raj) applied a bounty on cobras (to reduce snake numbers), around Delhi - And the indians started breeding more snakes for greater profit - Which increased numbers.

Want to watch an 'unintended', non-systemic - centrifying?
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chai2
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 08:02 am
@roger,
roger wrote:

Yabut that superman thing was from television. It wasn't real, I tell ya. Unless you really want to believe, I mean.


You just have to have faith roger.
 

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