Has anyone ever Notice that God and Satan are never around at the same time

Okay, Alright Already. I have faith.

Ever wonder why Superman could fly, and Clark Kent couldn't? Maybe we could all fly, if only we had the right cape.

He steps out of that phone booth and flies. Notice how he always crouches and leaps into the air? Like that's going to give him enough momentum to get going, and keep going. I doubt it, except that now I have faith - cuz you told me to.

I know why.

The geniuses Terrance and Phillip have already studied this and have concluded that there are others involved in this, specifically Jesus and Santa Claus. It doesn't necessarily mean they are one and the same though... it could be far more sinister... like matter and antimatter. We must accept the possibility that if you get these entities together in a room, the universe will implode.




And even if these four can make peace on the same level of existence, there's still the question of Towlie, Saddam, and er... Turd guy.

That's Mr. Hankey

Clark Kent's eye glasses must have had some kind of magical powers.

When he put them on, no one could see that he was Superman.

Those eye glasses really fooled everyone.

Bruce Wayne had to wear his Batman mask completely over his face and head to hide his identity.

It was a simpler time, the 50's.

Superman didn't actually need a cape to fly.

I think he only wore the cape, because he was trying to make a fashion statement.

He probably thought he looked more like a super hero with the cape than without the cape.

Superman was so vain about how he looks.

Probably right. Matter of fact, I once saw Clark trying to get a haircut. Of course, the barber's scissors broke on that indestructible hair. Wonder how he got old enough to need a haircut without knowing what would happen.

I know what Superman was really about.

Swell, thanks for creating a disturbing picture I will never get out of my head.

Be glad nobody mentioned Wonder Woman!

Well, I see your point.