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Has anyone ever Notice that God and Satan are never around at the same time

 
 
roger
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 01:25 pm
@chai2,
Okay, Alright Already. I have faith.

Ever wonder why Superman could fly, and Clark Kent couldn't? Maybe we could all fly, if only we had the right cape.

He steps out of that phone booth and flies. Notice how he always crouches and leaps into the air? Like that's going to give him enough momentum to get going, and keep going. I doubt it, except that now I have faith - cuz you told me to.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 01:31 pm
I know why.

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Banana Breath
 
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Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 05:50 pm
The geniuses Terrance and Phillip have already studied this and have concluded that there are others involved in this, specifically Jesus and Santa Claus. It doesn't necessarily mean they are one and the same though... it could be far more sinister... like matter and antimatter. We must accept the possibility that if you get these entities together in a room, the universe will implode.


http://1.images.southparkstudios.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-4/0410/south-park-s04e10c06-chris-or-saddam-16x9.jpg?quality=0.8

And even if these four can make peace on the same level of existence, there's still the question of Towlie, Saddam, and er... Turd guy.
https://ib1.hulu.com/user/v3/artwork/9316239b-b6ac-410e-9733-f1ef0c0d9277?base_image_bucket_name=image_manager&base_image=4b94a23a-4bb1-4c85-a83e-39b3dad5dce8&size=600x338&format=jpeg
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 06:23 pm
@Banana Breath,
That's Mr. Hankey

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Real Music
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2019 11:11 am
@farmerman,
Clark Kent's eye glasses must have had some kind of magical powers.

When he put them on, no one could see that he was Superman.

Those eye glasses really fooled everyone.

Bruce Wayne had to wear his Batman mask completely over his face and head to hide his identity.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2019 11:14 am
@Real Music,
It was a simpler time, the 50's.
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Real Music
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2019 11:16 am
@roger,
Superman didn't actually need a cape to fly.

I think he only wore the cape, because he was trying to make a fashion statement.

He probably thought he looked more like a super hero with the cape than without the cape.

Superman was so vain about how he looks.
roger
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2019 02:18 pm
@Real Music,
Probably right. Matter of fact, I once saw Clark trying to get a haircut. Of course, the barber's scissors broke on that indestructible hair. Wonder how he got old enough to need a haircut without knowing what would happen.
Banana Breath
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2019 08:35 pm
@roger,
I know what Superman was really about.

https://static3.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/goodcomics/2015/12/loisspankingdisplay.jpg
https://res.cloudinary.com/talenthouse/image/upload/v1/articles/gu9ygqwtd12oy2c98yaj
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/ff/69/11ff69713b3e2d32b5adeff46b4e626c.jpg
http://img0013o.psstatic.com/114060773_superboy-75-1959-dc-comics-superman-spanking-art-ebay.jpg
http://i2.wp.com/www.rubberreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spank-jorel.jpg?resize=600%2C401
glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 6 Jul, 2019 03:39 pm
@Banana Breath,
Swell, thanks for creating a disturbing picture I will never get out of my head.
Banana Breath
 
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Reply Sat 6 Jul, 2019 03:46 pm
@glitterbag,
Be glad nobody mentioned Wonder Woman!

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b4830a0e967407eafd51a1d8e4541489
glitterbag
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jul, 2019 07:24 pm
@Banana Breath,
Well, I see your point.
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