Back on topic, ok my mind was blank when i first started this topic, i just couldnt think of anything i liked about Bush, but i just love his dumb quotes :
1. "My answer is bring them on." ?-on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
2. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." ?-Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
3. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." ?-Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
4. "There's an old saying in Tennessee ?- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ?- that says, fool me once, shame on ?- shame on you. Fool me ?- you can't get fooled again." ?-Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
5. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." ?-Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
6. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" ?-President George W. Bush, joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004
7. "We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories
And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." ?-Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003
8. "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." ?-speaking underneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003
9. "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." ?-to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004
10. "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." ?-Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
11. "Can we win? I don't think you can win it." ?-after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, Aug. 30, 2004
12. "I try to go for longer runs, but it's tough around here at the White House on the outdoor track. It's sad that I can't run longer. It's one of the saddest things about the presidency." ?-interview with "Runners World," Aug. 2002
13. "But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." ?-summing up his first year in office, three months after the 9/11 attacks, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001
14. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." ?-Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

there are lots more
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