double post. in case of allergies, we'll make it boiling honey with feathers... yeah. much more pleasant.
Ummm...one thing. I am allergic to tar.
Just use the wax. We'll already have it.
WAX! but of course! we usually use tar, but i'm sure the gods will accept wax without problems. Great! When can we start, SCoates?
I wonder if Keith Olbermann will run a special on the obvious election tampering taking place here?
i will be satisfied if every major television airs the inauguration rites.
Lessee here...
Last time I checked, late yesterday afternoon, there were 50 votes cast and kicky had a slim lead. Now there are 77 votes cast, and his lead is huge, nearly three times more votes than the second-place candidate (sozobe).
This is either an incredible trend or the worst example of vote fraud since the old Soviet elections. What gives?
It's an incredible trend, of course. The people LOVE me!!!
Scrotum, Kicky....that's the secret. Just one whiff of a scrotum, and the ladies come flocking. Should have thought of it before really.
I bet Eva wishes she had a scrotum instead of her love bus.
I've placed a provisional order today, if that's OK, El Presidente.
Ooh, that's niiiice...but let's not get ahead of ourselves...remember, it's not over until all the ballots are counted!
that is nice. too bad the president will be tied up in the inauguration rites for 5 days and probably not able to sit for another two weeks... (and that the car is only virtual, unlike the inauguration rites...)
Who knew this election would come down to a choice between "love and beauty" and the "love and beauty of a waxed scrotum?"
That's it!!!!.
I am voting for Frank. Good ole honest coarseness needs to win out here.
Heeey! Come on, vote for me! I'm a real bastard too!!!
Lord Ellpus wrote:I bet Eva wishes she had a scrotum instead of her love bus.
I am the Goddess of Love, Ellpus dear. I have a scrotum (or two) at my disposal anytime I feel like it.
I must say, this election positively reeks of fraud. If Kicky wants it bad enough to cheat, then he's worse off than I thought. And if he is "elected," I hereby volunteer to personally depilate his scrotum on national television myself. Provided that Tico will hold him down and Dag will hold my nose for me.
At the rate Kicky's piling up false votes for himself, perhaps I should go sharpen my tweezers now. Kicky, you'd better set aside a couple of days. Tweezing is slow work.
Also, it would be nice if you'd use some of this beforehand. So you won't be quite so embarrassed on TV.
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