fm wrote-
Quote:your attempted point is?... never mind, I dont think Id want to wast any time over your detours.
and then, compounding the error-
Quote:WRiting doesnt come easy to you does it?
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In the company of gentlemen, even one of no particular distinction as in the present case, such conceited effusions would be greeted with a range of responses comprising the acceptable and decorous expressions of impatience such as eye-rolling, discreet coughs, titters. smirks, the shuffling of feet, the reaching for the decanter, reading the menu, conspiratorial eye-contacts and the occasional explosion of impossible to repress squeals of wild and fiendish laughter upon which the others would frown ironically.
That, of course, assumes that the decanter has only been passed around the once.
After five circuits, not counting detours, the offender would be lifted bodily from his chair and removed from the immediate vicinity by the stewards, one having been given the nod, for the unpardonable offense of lowering the tone of our gentlemanly debate upon a serious issue to the level one might expect to be discovered in a gathering of goat-herders discussing the price of goat-hair gloves in big city shops or from eavsdropping on a phalanx of fish-gutters on Aberdeen quayside on Maundy Thursday holding forth upon the previous evening's episode of Coronation St, in which Jack had almost banged Vera's head against the wall, or Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, or both, or that often found in the rest-room of a cheap brothel at the bottom of The Gut and thus , by implication, that our gathering was no better than any of those and could even be on a lesser plane than that of the last named where one might at least anticipate being Abled 2 Know on certain matters about which I will forbear discoursing upon on this occasion as there may be some young biology teachers viewing here and I wouldn't wish to have their ears go all red at this time of day.
Insults from people who put no effort into their work can be confidently dismissed as one might dismiss some flakes of fag-ash from the polished console with a light puff or (toilet joke edited-Ed).