fm wrote-
Quote:I have a mastodon tooth from the La Brea tarpits on my office desk.
We don't allow that type of uninterrupted goofing off in our pub.
A wisecrack or even a piece of low wit would have come up on-
Quote: I have a mastodon tooth from the
and that would have been the end of that.
There's guys like fm who we daren't mention things to for fear of them taking off on a long boring ramble to show their expertise. Cars are out.
Finance is deadly. And where they have been today and what they have been doing is worst of all. That's why pubs make such a racket near closing time when they are all pissed. Late on they simply won't be interrupted.
I bet it has been like that since alcohol was invented: praise the Lord.
But I'll read it seeing as I have nothing better to do at the moment. If smorgie walked in the door saying "Hello sailor" breathily and swelling with promise I would save it for later assuming nothing else had happened in the meantime.
Do you really have La Brea tarpits on your office desk fm?
You do realise that if the tooth had no black enamel it would have something else which it would be just as easy to explain to an attentive audience as the conversion to bitumen described in such detail was.
And fancy something, an eohippus skull no less, "looking almost recent".
I never look at road kill myself. I avert my gaze and weep silently. So I have no idea what a poor creature like that would look like encased in a silica matrix and if it was almost very very recent it might still have one wing flapping.
If, by some remote chance, you didn't own these two specimens what would you use instead in the "economic geology" classes. It might be interesting to find out how you came about these two items. Did you steal them or anything like that. You once didn't have them and now you have.
A prize maybe or a purchase in an antique shoppe.
One assumes that the rarity of fossils in titanium deposits is due to life forms avoiding titanium rich substances and, if so, evolution has sent a message that maybe we should too.
I'll pass on the second paragraph. Jaques Derrida said that a text means what it means to the readers. I found it quite funny if a trifle cynical.
But I'm all in favour of prospecting for oil. The more that is found the cheaper it will be and the jollier the pub will become all other things being equal which they obviously won't be now that $70 a barrel has been assimilated painlessly.