I want to have sex with my english teacher

'tis a good thing i'm not an english teacher. just an international relations teacher. that don't count. right?

International relations, eh?? Nah, that's WAY hotter than English. Way way way. way way. Hotter.

uhm. great. maybe i'll get a pair of glasses and a gray haired wig. then again, this summer i teach high schoolers that are applying to colleges - kind of a summer camp for nerds, so i don't have to grade them or anything. just field trips (hey, stop that! can you think of anything else? geeze!), movies and debates. i do have a student, from my very first class i taught that i keep in touch, he calls every now and then, but lives many a mile away. handsome devil.

International Relations?

That's too easy. Just find any foreign exchange student: "Hey, honey, would you like to have international relations with me?"

Trust me. I say these things all the time, and I only get punched in the dick about once a week.

hmm, i'll try that in the first session.

my teacher is fuckin hot
how can i convince my math teacher to have sex with me?

Ask nicely.

Re: my teacher is **** hot


Formulate an equation illustrating what the odds are she'd enjoy getting pounded by you.

Hmm.... seems that pretty much everyone has said 'go for it'... Yeah. go for it if she's sexy. As for me, being 18 and in a relationship with my (married 45 year old, father of two kids - but REALLY hot) geo teacher who says he'll stay with me forever... I dunno if i'd get quite the same 'go for it' advice...

I think the difference is Mintcake that people are answering your question seriously. I could be wrong but i was assuming that most of the people here were having a bit of a laugh... we get these threads a fair bit.

By the way, random i know, but i think it's nice that you're already responding to other people's threads... too many people stay sat in their own!!

My oath, geez: I can certainly understand having feelings for your teacher - but sleeping with them? hey, is it just the ... uhh... sleeping, or do you actually have feelings for the ppl??

I can't stop laughing after reading this threed - some of the sweetest, romantic stories....as well as posts, insults etc etc...

impress her by doing the work she gives before time and study maths well.when she is too much impressed with you ask her a doubt in private. then start persuading her for sex. she will definitely hav sex with you then.GOOD LUCK. have a nice sex

But what if you don't have a nice sex? Or just an average looking sex?
Isn't this just being sexist?

You made that post in 2005 mate, so tell us what's happened with you and her over the next 9 years?