I want to have sex with my english teacher

Are you really? I wouldn't mind having you for English - you'd be a hoot.

What's this I hear about clowns and clown suits? Am I being poked fun at? I'm gonna have to keep my eye on you Slappy. :wink:

I love clown suits, especially bloody ones.

I don't think I have any of them, but I will check.

It gets in the truck and puts the lotion on the clown.

Just flunk your next english test and then go to her office asking how could you get a better grade. That thing should led to another and before you can notice you'll be banging her, at least in your dreams.

Hmmmm.....

What is it about English teachers? I had a crush on mine in high school. Of course it didn't help that he had the biggest blue, smiling eyes, that you'd ever wanna see. :wink:

It also didn't help that I sat right in front of him and when he talked, he would look straight ahead alot of times...which of course was right at me.

Ahhhhhhh sweet memories.

PS-I never plotted how to sleep with him though.

Of course, that's not to say that I wouldn't plot it now.

I too had sex with my French teacher when I was a sophomorein high school. We were never found out and I often still wonder what happened to Sister John Marie.

This is a big step for me....

I had sex with my English teacher, sophmore year in high school.

Then when I found out Father John was gay, it crushed me.

gus_158,

If after all our concerns, you still insist on pursuing sex with your English
teacher, be sure to get a better photo for the yearbook.

Or better yet, choose from one of the dozens of pre-prosecuted teachers already
listed there. That way, your actions won't result in anyone new being fired!

I think you should bang your teacher, Gus. Really...I have thought about it, long and hard, and if I had banged my english teacher when I was in seventh grade, I believe I would have turned out so much better...I know, you're a little older than that, but still, it can only do good things for your confidence. Do it. Bang your teacher. I really think that chances are, Banging your english teacher can only be good for you.

Please, don't make the same mistakes I did. Bang your english teacher.

I can't say for sure how you should do it, but I promise you this...wine can only be a helpful thing. Young beautiful english teachers LOVE wine. And they love to talk about Charles Dickens for some reason. Mention David Copperfield, and you are in. Trust me, they eat that Dickens crap up.

And there's your tip of the week from Uncle Kicky...good luck, and happy hunting. And please, PM me with the details afterward, after you've closed the deal.

what are you people doing up so late? i know I have a good excuse - one friend returning from europe after a month, other (common) friend getting engaged (although to a 21 year old!!!) - plenty to yak through till 4:30 in the morning....but Uncle Kicky, what are you up to this late?

I think everyone should bang one of their teachers. Wish I'd banged my year 12 physics teacher, maybe if I had I wouldn't have failed.

Imagine the high school yearbook quote you could have:

"I banged Mrs. XXX Doggy Style"

Or "I wish to thank Ms. ______ for the A and the Big O."

True story. Catholic School. Handsome English teacher, somewhat attractive though not to me, co-ed. Got through graduation. He waited a decent amount of time (a month) then called her up and asked her out on a date. They are still married.

Joe(is there a movie in that?)Nation

Thanks a lot, Joe. Now I'm all teary-eyed. That was beautiful, man, simply beautiful.

I tried to write it as sparely as I could. Besides every time I think of him lifting up her .... nevermind.




Joe(blue and white checkered skirt)Nation

Uniform colors?