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Thu 14 Apr, 2005 07:24 pm
I really want to have sex with my english teacher but im not sure how to approach her. any ideas?
I don't know how old you are, but I suggest you find someone your own age.
perhaps they are the same age.
If you can pull it off, virtual high five over here.
Tell her you could make her famous.
It's all the rage these days....
I guess it's okay if you can deal with the guilt of her losing her job over you. But I'm betting you can't.
You're young, no point of being level-headed yet.
Especially when it comes to sex.
That's a great idea, as long as your over 18. If you're not you'll probably end up telling your friends, word gets around next thing you know your teachers goin' to jail for rape or whatever. That means no more after school specials for you. Seen it happen.
Just be friendly. You know how to be friendly, don't you?
Seriously, gus, she'd get fired for having sex with a student. The rules are very clear. Sorry.
Tell her you've got a "dangling modifier" that needs "correcting"
Oh yeah, that's hot.
Your teacher may get fired, but the other kids in school won't be known as "Captain Awesome-O."
Besides, if you can pull it off, in 10 years, you'll have the most kick ass story to tell your buddies while sitting at a bar.
I smell a rat...zenhofer.
When I was a sixteen year old girl, I wanted to have sex with my English teacher too (he was a guy). I'd be surprised if there's anyone who hasn't had a crush on one of his or her teachers. What I'm getting at is that's it's pretty normal - probably almost a rite of passage for adolescents. Hopefully your English teacher will have some integrity and not even begin to go there. But I don't think you should feel bad about fantasizing. Do you?
I'm an English teacher. And the young coed girls shrink from me like vampires in the sun.
Because you drive a work van with tinted windows and a clown suit in the back, the same kind their parents warned them about
When I was sixteen, I had my French teacher who had this distasteful habit of putting her mammal attibutes on my shoulder.
I didn't like it because she had hair on her chin...
And I pull over and ask them to help me move furniture into the back.
Or it's my little white poodle named "Precious" that bothers them.
No... It's because you say, "it will get in the truck."
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