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OGIONIK
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2007 08:32 am
LOL, please, cross eyes are the single most unnattractive thing i could think of! FFS even i dont date girls with crossed eyes. may i burn in hell forever. twice.

it was sorta humorous to me when i read it, i wasnt really serious.
lol not attractive to her?? and the rest of the female population as well!

i was gonna post about how bad a lazy eye would affect a females perception of a male as a partner, but i read that and it sorta answered my question didnt it? LOL! Razz

gah, it was sorta an inside joke, to myself.. sorry guys.
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2007 09:17 am
Gee! I've always fancied a cross-eyed lass but unfortunately circumstances have conspired to frustrate my dream.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2007 10:33 am
dadpad wrote:
Green Witch wrote:
Didn't Dave Barry start a national Pirate Day? When is that?


sept 19 talk like a pirate day


arrr. mark your calendars ladies and prepare to be boarded....
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2007 05:11 pm
spendius wrote:
Gee! I've always fancied a cross-eyed lass but unfortunately circumstances have conspired to frustrate my dream.


She had corrective surgery?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2007 05:25 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
spendius wrote:
Gee! I've always fancied a cross-eyed lass but unfortunately circumstances have conspired to frustrate my dream.


She had corrective surgery?


No, she double crossed him.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2007 08:09 pm
They just couldn't see eye to eye.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2007 08:14 pm
when twins were born and one of them unfortunately had no eyelids... the attending pediatrician came up with the bright and innovative idea of sewing on eyelids from the skin of the circumcised brother.

Worked perfectly except of course the one boy is cock eyed......
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