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Men. Please take my pee poll.

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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 29 Mar, 2005 08:30 am
See, my son goes "kindergarten style" or over the top, but I had heard from a few people that he would have to learn to go through the flap by first grade or be made fun of.

So, no need to waste my time retraining him? It seems too hard right now for his little fingers to get him clear of his shorts.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 29 Mar, 2005 09:27 am
Ticomaya wrote:
Given that it was an Elton John concert, perhaps the "men" were all using the ladies restrooms?


Hehe;) Actually, since it was a football stadium, there weren't enough
restrooms for the ladies. After the frivolous lawsuit of Bob Glaser, the city at
least built more restrooms for women.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 29 Mar, 2005 12:23 pm
DrewDad wrote:
Real men don't pee, anyway.

They "take a leak," "drain the lizard," or "see a man about a horse."


Or strain their Potatoes.

Or Shake hands with the unemployed.

Point Percy at the Porcelain
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JPB
 
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Reply Tue 29 Mar, 2005 04:52 pm
"Point Percy at the Porcelain"

I like that one...
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husker
 
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Reply Tue 29 Mar, 2005 05:12 pm
depends on boxers or briefs
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 30 Mar, 2005 10:34 am
I'm thinking, women peeing in the urinal...either you're going to go up to it and put one leg up on the wall like you're going to have sex with it, or, you're going to turn around and face the guy standing behind you... What exactly is he supposed to think? Maybe "this crazy beotch is going to give me a ....job?"
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 8 Dec, 2015 01:19 pm
@boomerang,
boomerang wrote:

Is Mr. B some kind of weird pee'er?

Yes.

I use the built-in doggy door when peeing standing up. However, I don't use it when peeing sitting down. Which I do when I get up in the middle of the night and sit so I can stay half asleep through the process.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 8 Dec, 2015 03:36 pm
Two things comes to mind when the subject of peeing is 'aroused.' he he
1. While on an African safari, women use the back of the vehicle, and the men use the front.
2. When I pee, I must shoot from the left because my pee streams to the right. That's so to not pee on the rim and leave half goes on the floor.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 8 Dec, 2015 06:13 pm
I go in a stall, close and latch the door, then take off my pants, underwear, shoes and socks. Can't have splash back staining, you know . . .
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 8 Dec, 2015 06:24 pm
@Setanta,
Didn't know you were so tedious.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 8 Dec, 2015 07:15 pm
@Setanta,
He's George Costanza.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 8 Dec, 2015 07:39 pm
Who is that?
Lash
 
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Reply Tue 8 Dec, 2015 07:43 pm
@Setanta,
Jerry Seinfeld's best friend, who had a habit of undressing in the bathroom... Wink
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 8 Dec, 2015 08:05 pm
But that's unfair . . . i leave my shirt on.
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