If God had wanted us to pee over the top He wouldn't have given us underwear with a flap in it.
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:If God had wanted us to pee over the top He wouldn't have given us underwear with a flap in it.
And why did God me give underwear without a flap?
I'm normally reading the newspaper. The valet deals with me, and I believe a pair of tongs are involved.
I shall have to ask him which method he uses.
Walter Hinteler wrote: And why did God me give underwear without a flap?
I believe the Christian answer to that is "God loves us all. Sometimes he gives someone different gifts, and we must realize they all are treasures from God".
timberlandko wrote:
I believe the Christian answer to that is "God loves us all. Sometimes he gives someone different gifts, and we must realize they all are treasures from God".
I will think about this, thanks timber! :wink:
And why did God me give underwear without a flap?
Er Walter, I don't think you want me even to hazard a guess here.
a pair of tongs are involved.
coal or sugar my Lord?
Walter Hinteler wrote:
I will think about this, thanks timber! :wink:
Quite welcome, and bless you, my son
In similar vein, today is Easter Sunday. Its also the day we put the clocks back one hour.
Now Jesus arose from the dead after 3 days. But was British Summer time taken into account? Or did He arise from the dead an hour late?
In similar vein, today is Easter Sunday. Its also the day we put the clocks back one hour.
Now Jesus arose from the dead after 3 days. But was British Summer time taken into account? Or did He arise from the dead an hour late?
No, I really didn't want YOU to answer that - timber's response gave me already plenty.
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:In similar vein, today is Easter Sunday. Its also the day we put the clocks back one hour.
Now Jesus arose from the dead after 3 days. But was British Summer time taken into account? Or did He arise from the dead an hour late?
Forward one hour I think you'll find, old boy.
well I thought about that before I posted my Lord, but if the clocks go forward by one hour, and if one arises 72 hours after one is crucified, then one is an hour late by local time.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Over the top.
No surprise here... Slappy's always over the top.
I go through underwear hole if I'm wearing any, usually I'm commando. Going over the top hurts.
Mr B wants to know why I want to know. So I try to explain it to him and he thinks we're all nuts. He said, 'It depends.' Gee that's helpful.
edit: It depends on whether or not he's at a urinal. I don't know why, I don't want to know why.
If it is a urinal guys go flap always. Not many guys have the dick to be fully whipping it out in a public bathroom.
Depends.
Really, it does. Depends on the underwear. Some of mine (boxers always) have a button on the fly. Don't want to be fiddling with that, so I'll go over the top. Otherwise, the flap is easy. And the buttoned flap is to be preferred if I'm wearing the brown belt, which isn't well-broken-in yet and wants to flap out into the urinal if undone, so then it's zipper down, mess with the button, and through the flap.
The other day, I was wearing basketball shorts under the pantaloons, and wearing the brown belt, and pretty groggy and out of it. Tried to go through the flap, tried to undo the damn button for what seemed like an eternity before realizing the button wasn't there, it was just damn basketball shorts. Could deal with my own potty. Help me!
Always over the top, I felt very weird when I tried through the flap once.
