Have you seen the latest rash of political stunts tha the left have been portraying in the news recently? Sending fake bombs and powders out to leading Democrats in hopes of gaining sympathy and votes in the coming elections. It's pathetic and they will be caught.
Of course you must be right, and this must come from the liberals, because I had forgotten that absolute truth and the defining baseline of human nature: conservatives are completely and utterly incapable of causing anything on this planet harm. Period. Therefor, since the world is divided in conservatives and liberals, it's the undeniable truth that everything that is evil and corrupt in this world is liberal.
There's good news though: given this age old adage, it stands to reason that when you die, you will go straight to heaven and be surrounded by God, the angels and every single conservative whom ever lived, while all dem libs will burn in hell.
I'm betting the snake in paradise was either Bernie Saunders or Maxine Waters.... Would Hillary Clinton be a reincarnation of Eve? Leading an innocent, pure, and up till that point obviously conservative Adam into the realm of sin and therefor liberalism?