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What is the first thing to go numb when you get drunk?

 
 
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:47 pm
My wallet.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:48 pm
hotsauce wrote:
kickycan wrote:
Saucy, can you please help me with this zipper?


only if I can get down on my knees and use my teeth...would that be okay?


Oh yeah, baby...but please, be gentle with me, it's been a while since I've been with a human female.
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husker
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:49 pm
hotsauce - you have some way with words - digging it
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:50 pm
what would you like, baby? after I get your zipper down with my teeth?
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husker
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:51 pm
kicky can you last the conversation here ????? Embarrassed
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:51 pm
husker wrote:
hotsauce - you have some way with words - digging it


I have a way with my tongue too...please excuse as I pour another martini...making it dirrrrty give me a minute.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:52 pm
Well, first I'd like it if you took out my member, put a little of that hot sauce on it,, and then did a little taste test to see how hot it really is...start there and we'll see what happens...
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husker
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:53 pm
dirrrrty cocktail - phew
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:58 pm
Oh...I like what I taste...but only if I can get it all...can I, can I?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:00 am
kickycan, hotsauce is a guy, you DS. Wink
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:01 am
Of course. It's only a half-inch long, for pete's sake. Now, while you're doing that thing that you do...could you make some monkey noises for me? I like monkeys.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:02 am
And can I call you cheetah?
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:03 am
honey, saucy will post you a pic...if she could get her drive to work...Monday...promise...you won't be sorry.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:05 am
WOOHOOO!!! A word of warning though. Once you get hooked on A2K, there is no turning back. It's a tougher addiction to break than heroin, crack and nicotine combined, baby....
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:06 am
I'm hooked on men...that has to be worse
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husker
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:08 am
OMG - I'm LMAO
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:09 am
And I'm hooked on women...much worse.

I gotta go to bed I think. I'm glad you found us, Saucy. We'll play again soon, I'm sure.
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:10 am
saucy is worried...that all you boys will think poorly of her...for getting initiated into this forum this way...with zippers and teeth talk...will you still think highly of me tomorrow...or just tonight when you touch yourself?
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:16 am
awwww...don't go kicky...just poured another martini...are you sure? i'm on my knees begging!!!
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:20 am
it is soooo cold in this thread...doesn't someone have some warm arms to put around saucy?
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