I think we might end up married before this night is over, hotsauce.
Hotsauce, when you get drunk, do you ever tell people embarrassing details about your private parts?
nothing embarassing to tell...s'all good...and pretty...
...you...and your avatar...kinda scare the hell out of me.
Oh, come on! I'm not scary! I'm fun. I'm like a fun, smoking cowboy clown-type character who gives booze to little children! Don't be afraid. And tell us more about your pretty private parts...
To get the ball rolling, would you like to hear an embarrassing detail about mine?
okay...lol...i'm totally on the edge of my seat!
Okay, are you ready? Before I tell you this, I need to know that you are old enough to handle it. Are you over fourteen years old?
honey, I'm old enough to take it...and like it.
I think hotsauce is a fat, balding 68 year old man who lives on the edge of Cleveland and works in a convenience store.
Better be careful, Kicky.
Hmmm...Gus usually has the instincts of a Samurai warrior...maybe I shouldn't go on.
Oh f*ck! I passed 10,000 posts and didn't even realize it! ****!
oh...boys getting rought in here...28....being honest...could have said 21...and hot as the name.
damn...meant rough...not rought...fingers getting numb
Well then, I believe I am in love with you, hotsauce. What say you and I take a walk down the aisle together?
Hell, it's Saturday night and we're all drunk.... how about a threesome.
And be damn careful where you point that thing, Kicky.
only if I can hold your hand...do cigarette smoking...mean looking...tuffies like you hold hands?
Gus, you know damn well it's only half an inch long...how could I do any damage with this little thimble-like penis?
I will hold your hand if you promise not to laugh at my incredibly tiny man-meat.
And he has the pictures to prove it.
You might stick in in my eye while you're wildy trying to impale hotsauce.
**** happens
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Hell, it's Saturday night and we're all drunk.... how about a threesome.
And be damn careful where you point that thing, Kicky.
I dunno....more scared of your avatar then Kiky's avatar...you a crazy old man?