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What is the first thing to go numb when you get drunk?

 
 
kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:58 pm
I think we might end up married before this night is over, hotsauce.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:59 pm
Hotsauce, when you get drunk, do you ever tell people embarrassing details about your private parts?
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:02 pm
nothing embarassing to tell...s'all good...and pretty...

...you...and your avatar...kinda scare the hell out of me.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:05 pm
Oh, come on! I'm not scary! I'm fun. I'm like a fun, smoking cowboy clown-type character who gives booze to little children! Don't be afraid. And tell us more about your pretty private parts...

To get the ball rolling, would you like to hear an embarrassing detail about mine?
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:08 pm
okay...lol...i'm totally on the edge of my seat! Razz
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:10 pm
Okay, are you ready? Before I tell you this, I need to know that you are old enough to handle it. Are you over fourteen years old?
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:14 pm
honey, I'm old enough to take it...and like it.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:17 pm
I think hotsauce is a fat, balding 68 year old man who lives on the edge of Cleveland and works in a convenience store.

Better be careful, Kicky.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:18 pm
Hmmm...Gus usually has the instincts of a Samurai warrior...maybe I shouldn't go on.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:19 pm
Oh f*ck! I passed 10,000 posts and didn't even realize it! ****!
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:20 pm
oh...boys getting rought in here...28....being honest...could have said 21...and hot as the name.
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:21 pm
damn...meant rough...not rought...fingers getting numb
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:22 pm
Well then, I believe I am in love with you, hotsauce. What say you and I take a walk down the aisle together?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:24 pm
Hell, it's Saturday night and we're all drunk.... how about a threesome.

And be damn careful where you point that thing, Kicky.
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:25 pm
only if I can hold your hand...do cigarette smoking...mean looking...tuffies like you hold hands?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:26 pm
Gus, you know damn well it's only half an inch long...how could I do any damage with this little thimble-like penis?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:27 pm
I will hold your hand if you promise not to laugh at my incredibly tiny man-meat.
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sublime1
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:27 pm
And he has the pictures to prove it.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:27 pm
You might stick in in my eye while you're wildy trying to impale hotsauce.

**** happens
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:27 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Hell, it's Saturday night and we're all drunk.... how about a threesome.

And be damn careful where you point that thing, Kicky.


I dunno....more scared of your avatar then Kiky's avatar...you a crazy old man?
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