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What is the first thing to go numb when you get drunk?

 
 
Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:19 pm
Hi all...just curious...I'm in the first stages of drunkenness...what goes numb on you first?


My answer? Okay...the lips...the lips always go first.
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:23 pm
When your tongue is numb, your teeth itch, and your toes tingle, you are there.
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:25 pm
I'm there, baby!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:28 pm
Geez, I must be a wicked light-weight! If anything gets numb on my body from drinking, I'm WAY past my limit.
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:31 pm
awww...numbness is good, baby!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:33 pm
Yeah... no. Not for me.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:34 pm
And, by the way, welcome to A2K!
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:37 pm
thanks, light-weight...yeah...i don't drink...ever...just why i caught on to the numbness. Razz
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:39 pm
I just had a few drinks, and nothing on me is numb yet. Does that mean I need more drinks?
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:40 pm
yes, yes, yes...then fill me in, babe! Razz
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:41 pm
You said that to the wrong guy, hotsauce
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:46 pm
I'm sorry....what....newbie....I know what I do...innocent...what...what did I do?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:47 pm
I don't know what the hell Gus is talking about. If you want me to fill you in, I will. Now, which orifice is it that you need filled?
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:49 pm
lol...you have to talk more dirty than that to get to me!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:49 pm
He he he...I like you already, hotsauce. Want to do a shot of tequila with me?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:52 pm
Okay, three minutes, no response. I'll take that as a "Yes, Kicky, I would love to do a shot of tequila with you, but you go first."

Okay, don't mind if I do.

<glug glug glug glug glug>

Aaaah, that's the stuff...
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:55 pm
Sauce started a whole new thread devoted to you shots....
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:56 pm
oh honey...I shouldn't be upright...I just posted my reply in the wrong place!!!

okay...but only if I can do the shot off your stomach...okay with you?
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:57 pm
or....ummmm....lick the salt off your stomach....I soooo shouldn't be upright!!!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:58 pm
I just replied on your other thread. Yes, you may. But start reallly low, if you get my meaning...
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