I'm afraid the answer must surely be Zero. It is always the Valet that changes a lightbulb.
Personally, one prefers a "cross" joke....ie What does one get when one crosses a Sheep with a Kangaroo? A Wooly Jumper....that sort of thing.
OK, What would one get if one crossed a Flea with a Chicken?
Yes Dear Boy? Did you call me?
Perhaps the good Lord doesn't share our eccentric sense of humo(u)r
I'm sure he does Dear Boy, he created Liberals, didnt he?
Only to amuse the devil...methinks
There's an old saying about that......but I'm buggered if I can remember it.
Liberals = humor the devil. Conservatives = humor god. Sounds good to me!
It requires one liberal to change the lightbulb because the conservatives refuse to change it, say they didn't create the problem even though they were the only one to use the light, accuse the liberals of obstruction when the liberal doesn't change it right away and when all else fails say the reason it burned out was because Clinton got a hummer from Monica.
It depends on how many conservatives don't know how.
A liberal would never screw in a lightbulb.
Flourescent lamps and LEDs aren't screwed in. Come join us in the 21st century McG. 5 years between bulb changes.
Is 5 years equivalent to 10,000 hours?
Here's a new one:
How many conservatives does it take to create a joke?
(More than one, if the premise of this thread is any indication...)
More directly, "how many conservatives are a joke?"
It takes 2 liberals to "screw in a lightbulb"..
but how they got in that light bulb, I'll never figure out.
The "literal" defintion would've never entered my mind. LOL
