How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; and he has a hand left to flip you off.

Have a nice weekend, all; I'm going here:

Enchanted Rock State Park

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Cheers

Cycloptichorn

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There is no lightbulb left to change after four years of Republicans.

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Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: None.

There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day.

Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media.

That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect.

Why? do you hate freedom?

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Good one, panzade.

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How many McGentrix's does it take to sound ridiculous on these threads?

Just one.

And he seems awfully obsessed with a certain part of a woman's anatomy...

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panzade wrote:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: None.

There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day.

Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media.

That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect.

Why? do you hate freedom?

Hehehe

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Anatomical fixation has occurred to me, too. Tends to distract from the message. A mixed blessing, perhaps...

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Excellent! We have all the typical responses expected!

One telling me to "F" off. (Unless giving the finger means something else in liberal land.)
Two who felt the need to respond with jokes about the other side instead of just laughing at the jokes.
Two complimenting one of the posters who felt the need to respond negatively.
And Dookie who seems to take everything personally and has a strange obsession with my avatar as though he has never seen a mouse before.

*sigh*

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Who complimented someone for responding negatively?

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McGentrix wrote:

Excellent! We have all the typical responses expected!

One telling me to "F" off. (Unless giving the finger means something else in liberal land.)
Two who felt the need to respond with jokes about the other side instead of just laughing at the jokes.
Two complimenting one of the posters who felt the need to respond negatively.
And Dookie who seems to take everything personally and has a strange obsession with my avatar as though he has never seen a mouse before.

*sigh*

Looks like you're in good company, McGentrix.

And, Um, sorry, McGentrix, but it's YOU who insist on using the highly suggestive avatar, not me...

And it would seem perhaps that you've never seen a woman's vagina before, which would explain the fixation. Me, on the other hand, being part of the IS&T group at my company, have seen quite a few mouses in my time...

But, you see, if you were actually FUNNY, then perhaps we'd all laugh. I mean, afterall, didn't you claim to be an award winning comic?

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=47105&highlight=award+winning+comic

Laughing

> sigh <

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I know he could have at least come up with something besides srewing on a light bulb. Why do people who find humor in belittling others use that one so often?

Since the responses so far have judged to be typical and negative, I wonder what a correct response from a liberal would have been?

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Righteous indignation. Then a request for help in solving the puzzle.

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McGentrix wrote:

Two who felt the need to respond with jokes about the other side instead of just laughing at the jokes.

Come on you big booger-head!

I laughed at your joke...I swear I did!
Did you laugh at mine?

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The correct answer is .............THREE

because if we don't show up in a group, McG will make fun of us.

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No, wait.. the correct answer is NONE.

We have a government program to change the lightbulbs.

I know the government comes over and writes all my jokes for me. Well, Ok.. its only George Bush that does all the jokes but some of them are pretty funny.

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I would say none; they would need to meet with their union reps to see if it fell into their job description.

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parados is right. It's three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to argue with McG about what's funny.

Laughing

panzade!

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Wait.. I want to tell a government supplied joke.

Did you hear the one about Iran has a nuclear weapons program? The GAO says it looks exactly like the one in Iraq.

Or how about.... Did you hear that SS is in a crisis so we need private accounts to save it? But the GAO says the biggest crisis is the push to create private accounts.

bah da da....

I'm here all week folks and the jokes are here the next 3 3/4 years...

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Baldimo wrote:

I would say none; they would need to meet with their union reps to see if it fell into their job description.

At least this one hasn't been used so much and for people that are against unions, probably funny.

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