MONDAY
A rabbit enters a bar and orders a pint and a toasted sandwich.
The barman offers him a choice of 3; ham, ham & cheese or "the toasted special".
He chooses the ham, eats it, finishes his pint & leaves.
TUESDAY
Again the rabbit goes to the pub, orders a pint and this time has the ham & cheese toasted sandwich.
WEDNESDAY
Etc etc and has the toasted special with his pint.
THURSDAY, FRIDAY
Rabbit fails to show.
Saturday, one of the regulars says to the barman: "Say, what happened to that rabbit who was calling here earlier this week?"
Barman: "Sad story, he keeled over and died on Thursday."
Regular: "Really? What caused his death?"
Barman: "Mix-a-ma-toasties".
A man and wife were sitting in their living room when suddenly he said, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So his wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out his beer.
