“Warren was an incredibly competent, pragmatic, intelligent and well-spoken — in other words, she never had a chance.” — SETH MEYERS
“In spite of her experience, her track record and her skills in the debates, American voters ultimately decided she just didn’t have what they were looking for in a president, which is a penis.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Yeah, after a lot of thought and reflection, Warren realized she was overqualified for the job.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yeah, apparently, America isn’t ready to have a president who’s only 70.” — CONAN O’BRIEN
“Honestly, I can’t say I blame Elizabeth Warren for dropping out. If there was ever a time you’d want to stop shaking millions of hands, this might be it.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Warren is gone. That’s it. She’s out of the race. Further proof that America cannot have nice things.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“And now the big question is who is Elizabeth Warren going to endorse: Biden or Bernie? Is she going to swipe right or really far left?” — TREVOR NOAH
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