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Gus has had his way with me for the last time

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BorisKitten
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2005 11:50 pm
More like string up that Capybara or Loris....
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2005 11:56 pm
Gus is busy courting Edgarblythe's elderly female neighbor. I'm sure he'll be back as soon as he finishes replanting the bulbs.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 12:47 am
ehBeth wrote:
He ran away from l'k and me, just as we figgered out what the rikitiki mongoose was up to.

The girl posse has got to find him, pants him and whip his @ss.


Gus has soiled Kipling's Rikki-Tikki-Tavi?????


He shall die slowly!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 05:19 am
< sneaks in room, gathers up left over doughnuts, leaves quickly >
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 05:57 am
Little does our merry miscreant know those doughnuts have been mixed in Sister Lucretia's kitchen and deep fried on the blasted heath.

He has chosen the first part of his doom!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 08:07 am
Thank you, Sister Lucretia.



Suffer! Suffer Kochtopf Suffer!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 08:31 am
> mixing a new batch of donuts<

1/2 tsp eye of newt
1 cup flour
1 dragon heart
1pinch of powdered spider legs
1/2 cup boiling dragons blood
3 cups of whoop a.ss

?? dunno what he did, but if he eats these... Twisted Evil
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 08:39 am
Sister SheWolf - you're doing a beautiful thing for all of the sisters here.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 08:42 am
personally, i think gus is a young hairless boy who is stuck in a padded room with a haldol drip !
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 08:50 am
Well, let's see. S/he/it goes to bed around 11:00, is awake by 6:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning.

Stockbroker!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 08:52 am
Ambulance chasing lawyer?!
theres an option....
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 08:54 am
This has to be the best thread I've ever seen...
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 08:56 am
shewolfnm wrote:
personally, i think gus is a young hairless boy who is stuck in a padded room with a haldol drip !


according to local legend, Gus "IS" the 'drip'!

[911, 911, we have a 'mergency here; funny looking dude in tatered 'rawls;

looks like it might be a....a......a..............Gus!

and it's starting to turn blue/purple around the gills!

[gills, now there's a clue!]
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 09:01 am
Careful, Bo - I know fer sure yer a boy. And boys are looked on with suspicion round these parts. Evil or Very Mad





Prove yer friendly.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 09:02 am
[Bo slinks silently out the door again; double locking it; then removing, first the armour, and helmet, then the chain mail, then the crimson long johns.... Embarrassed ]

[then ,catching a glimpse of himself in a full length mirror, he suddenly realizes why the 'virgolantes' (misspell intent'l) are all out searching for Gus!]
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 10:23 am
Can I play too if I bring my own handcuffs and steel toed stilettos?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 10:27 am
Play?
Play!
This is warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr







[size=8](of course you can play)[/size]
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 10:32 am
By the way, remind me why we are going to fillet this guy...?

Edited for clarity.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 10:45 am
err, sisters in solidarity don't usually ask that sort of question Confused

just know that littlek and i were trifled with, and we are NOT to be trifled with, as we are of the sisterhood in solidarity





we wouldn't let anyone trifle, or fiddle, with you

unless you asked them to, of course Cool
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 10:45 am
ehBeth
ehBeth, do you think it's time to tell Gus about the STD all those wanton women have?

BBB
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