Cavfancier in hospital

Maybe he'll get bored and take over the hospital kitchen...

Yes! Come to think of it he's going to be eating hospital FOOD, osso! I can see a new A2K thread coming on! :wink:

Maybe the clown in the avatar will be replaced
by a hospital cafeteria lady in a hairnet.

Oh no!!! I've been asking and asking around A2K where Cav is...I just KNEW something was wrong.

It's not at all the same here without you, dear Cav. We miss you terribly. Please do everything they tell you to do...and eat the damn food, I know, I know...we want you back here as soon as possible. Whether you want them or not, you have my prayers. Love you, sweetie...

That would be great. But poor Cav, hospital food is so blan...I don't even think their kitchen has a spice rack.

Oh, shudder...

Cav- Get well soon. We all miss you and love you. Sending out all the good vibes, so that you will heal quickly, and be back with us!

(((((CAV)))))

The LUNCH LADY!!!

Lunch Lady Land
Adam Sandler

Sandler: This is a song about the high school experience sung
through the eyes of the person who more than anyone
else puts young people on the right path. I'm not
talking about the teachers, I'm not talking about the
coaches, I'm not even talking about the guidence coun-
selors. I'm talking about a person we call.. The Lunch
Lady.

Woke up in the morning, put on my new plastic glove.
Served some reheated salsbury steak with a little slice of
love.

I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of..
Just know everything's doing fine down here in...
LUNCHLADY LAND

Well I wear this net on my head..cuz my red hair is fallin'
out. I wear these brown orthapedic shoes cuz I got a bad
case of the gout.

I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
but there's no reason to shout.

Everybody gets enough food down here in the magical..
LUNCHLADY LAND.

(G. E. Smith & band joins in)

Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes.
And my breath reaks of tuna and there's lots of black hairs
comin' out of my nose.
AH
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
navy beans, navy beans, navy beans, navy beans.
hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
navy beans, navy beans..MEATLOAF SANDWICH.

Sloppy joe slop sloppy joe yeah
sloppy joe slop sloppy joe ooh-yeah

(with Chris Farley)
sloppy joe slop sloppy joe yeah
sloppy joe slop sloppy joe -YEAH

Then one morning that I woke up to see aw the pepperoni pizza
was lookin at me.

It screamed why do you burn me and serve me up cold,

I said a I got the spatula- just do what you're told.
And the liver and onions started joining the fight and the

chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might and the chop

suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head -it's called

revenge LunchLady said the garlic bread

I said what did I do to make you all so mad?
You got flabby arms and your breath is bad.
And the green beans said you better run and hide

but then my friend Sloppy Joe came and joined my side.

He said if it wasn't for the Lunch Lady the kids wouldn't eat ya
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' pleased to meet ya

She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal

You should be kissin' her feet or kissin' her mole
Now all the angry food just leave me alone,
And we all live together in our happy home a thanks to
Sloppy Joe Slop Sloppy Joe yeah
Sloppy Joe Slop Sloppy Joe ooh yeah
Sloppy Joe Slop Sloppy Joe yeah
(slower)Sloppy Joe Slop Sloppy Joe well..

Me and Sloppy Joe got married.
We got six kids and we're doin' just fine.
Down in Lunch Lady Land
OHH WOAH!

I sure hope Mrs. Cav doesn't clue him as to his sex appeal. It'll get him started pinching nurses. We know that all the lovely lasses on a2k are weeping but I'll bet even some of the manly men will notice the gap in posts. Get well Cav. Besides my own personal concern, 99 out of 100 a2kers are pulling for you. The others are all brain dead. I'll ask the members of the family who have God's ear pray for you.

Hey, everyone. You all are fantastic. I sent the link to Mrs. Cav. I hope she gets it. Letty's been know to screw up.

Later you wonderful folks!

We've been missing you like crazy, Cav. Get well soon!

I made a temporary Cav out of a backpack a hat and a pair of sunglasses. It still didn't look very much like him, so I had to attach a nametag I scribbled onto a napkin.

Just heard the distressing news. A speedy recovery being of the essence, I hereby authorize everybody in the whole world to take all steps necessary to ensure a swift return of Cavfancier to these cyber realms. That is an order. Also a fiat, a decree and a mandate. As someone or other always says, hold yer bloomin' dominion.

Cav,
Get well soon.

Expecting a review of the hospital's board of fare...

(get well and get back, buddy)

there once was a young man from Leeds,
Who sends his best to you, Cav.

Now remember, Canuck.
Dogs have a sixth sense
And so does Letty.

You will be fine.

Dagnabit!

Can we be kept up to date on his recovery?

Sending positive vibes northward (and a little northwest).

Maybe, as Mrs Cav is able to read this thread, k, she'll be able to send to one of us to post here?

Cav, Get well soon.

Just got home from seeing "The Aviator" and get this bad news. I'm sure he will get a laugh out of being posted in the Medical News & Health and I very much doubt it's because of his own cooking -- he's one of my favorites on the boards and I've noted many good cooking tips from our resident chef. Get well soon and next time stay out of MacDonalds.