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Cheesy pick up lines!

 
 
Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 07:11 am
Let's drop the cheesiest of pickup lines.

Lines so gooey and cheesy, the listener will become lactose intolerant.
Lines so rich and creamy, the reader will suffer from instant high cholesterol.

https://i.imgur.com/7khLylh.jpg
 
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 08:26 am
(spills a tsp of water on other person)

Let's get you home and out of those wet things!
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lmur
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 08:28 am
Couple of old favourites from this part of the world:-

How would you like to be buried with my people?
and
Would you like to have your name under mine in the 'oul chequebook?
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 11:25 am
Get in the truck, Babe.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 12:09 pm
@tsarstepan,
In my younger days -

I was walking down the street on a warm day and a car drove by and I get hit by a water gun (it wasn't a super soaker just a little water) and the guy yelled "you looked so I hot I had to cool you off."
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George
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 12:23 pm
For St. Patrick's Day:
Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
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Region Philbis
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 12:34 pm

https://i.imgur.com/9U0Ik3M.jpg
centrox
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 12:36 pm
I saw one put forward by Sid the Sexist, a character in the UK comic Viz:

Do you like chicken? (Yes) Well, suck on this, because it's "fowl".
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 12:43 pm
@centrox,
Is is hot in here or is it just you?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 12:55 pm
How would you like to be my next ex-wife?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 01:20 pm
All you women who smoke throw your butts in here.

Sign in a car window as related to me when I was a kid.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 01:30 pm
@Region Philbis,
Embarrassed
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 02:53 pm
http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Sid-the-sexist-builder.jpg
roger
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 04:28 pm
@izzythepush,
What language are they using?
centrox
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 04:40 pm
@roger,
roger wrote:
What language are they using?

Geordie. It's not exaggerated, pet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geordie

Quote:
The Anglo-Saxon kingdoms that emerged during the Dark Ages spoke largely mutually intelligible varieties of what is now called Old English ... poems by the Anglo-Saxon scholar the Venerable Bede translate more successfully into Geordie than into present-day Standard English.


When President Jimmy Carter visited Newcastle in 1977 he was coached to say "Howay the lads".


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izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 04:45 pm
@roger,
It's English, but with a Geordie accent. In very basic terms English came from two languages, Anglo Saxon and Norse mashing up together. (There's more to it than that, but this isn't a thread about the story of English.) The English spoken in the North East is still similar to Norwegian. There's stories of Geordie and Norwegian fisherman meeting up in the North Sea and understanding each other despite neither speaking the others' language.

This is Oz ranting about Thatcher.



It's not only Americans who have problems with it.

izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 04:49 pm
@izzythepush,
It's similar to how they talk in Washington.

http://www.propertysurveying.co.uk/TYNEANDWEAR/IMAGES/TyneandWear%20sn.jpg
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 04:53 pm
The Bible, in the original Geordie.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Mo7C%2BwhyL._SX346_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
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centrox
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 04:55 pm
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:
The English spoken in the North East is still similar to Norwegian.

There is a big shopping mall in Newcastle that is usually full of Norwegians at the weekend, they come over on the ferry from Bergen. They find the place and the people congenial, I gather. And the booze prices.
jcboy
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2018 04:55 pm
True story.

I was in a bar once waiting for a couple of friends when this guy sitting across the bar says to me:

"I'll bet you can't guess what's I have in my pocket"

I said it's probably your gut Razz
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