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Cheesy pick up lines!

 
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 4 Apr, 2018 10:08 am
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/7Bx4ZPj.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2020 03:42 am

https://i.imgur.com/bF6Lglm.jpg
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2020 02:18 pm
"Hey babe! I got alll the kleenex, hand sanitizer, a girl can handle at my pad."
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2020 03:31 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
Did you just make that up?

Not so much cheesy but more “I have no idea what you’re talking about”

Because.....I have no idea what you’re talking about or getting at with that.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2020 04:15 pm
Every time I see this thread I think of a few guys I served with in the Navy. They got in the habit of saying, when referring to women, "the jaws on that MF." The most outspoken of this very small and select group, I was told, walked the main drag in Long Beach on one occasion. He chanced to spy a woman who inspired him to proclaim, "Look at the jaws on that son of a bitch." She was intrigued and they went off together. End of anecdote. I don't know how they spent the time together or if they saw one another after that.
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2020 05:30 pm
@edgarblythe,
Wow. I would sure go off with a guy like that. 🙄
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2020 05:41 pm
@chai2,
He was swave.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2020 05:47 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-b9EflAsrdIs/U7N82eVRdVI/AAAAAAAAL7s/6YhcgOhnOxk/s1600/44929518.jpg
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2020 06:48 pm
@chai2,
They call it the coronovirus. Its a pickup line in the age of coronovirus.
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2020 09:47 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
Well then that’s not cheesy, just plain stupid.

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maxdancona
 
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Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2020 10:12 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
bobsal u1553115 wrote:

"Hey babe! I got alll the kleenex, hand sanitizer, a girl can handle at my pad."


If you had said this a month ago, I would have thought you were talking about masturbation.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sun 8 Mar, 2020 03:53 am
@maxdancona,
He is, that's the joke. Sheesh.
maxdancona
 
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Reply Sun 8 Mar, 2020 02:16 pm
@izzythepush,
Not all of us be wankers, mate. Keep a stiff upper lip. Too-da-loo.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 9 Mar, 2020 01:41 am
@maxdancona,
I accept wanking necessitates having something to wank, which would explain a great deal.

This is how you poke fun at the stiff upper lip.

I'm posting it for others because it is very good.

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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2020 12:22 pm

hey baby... is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?
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