You got it, osso, the one with the nails.
So you're starting early, eh? I'll look forward to your wonderful non sequiturs and tangents, then. I don't have an ex, but it seems to me that a message from one is best left until tomorrow.
I'm having a pasta dish tonight -- don't know what to call it, maybe pomodoro? Almost like a stir-fry but heavy on the tomatos and with shaved old parmesan on top and lotsa fresh cracked pepper. Not bad, but I bet you could make a better one.