Actually, CJ, we have lovely scenery here in Eastern Oklahoma. Green, rolling hills, forests, flowers and lots of lakes. And four distinct seasons. The state isn't overpopulated or overpolluted, and it's very easy to travel anywhere from here since we're centrally located. We love it. I hope that you will, too, Lady J.
In my experience, one can find culture and sophistication almost anywhere if one looks. As my father always said, "Water seeks its own level."
I know you didn't mean to disparage my home state, CJ, so here's a nice cup of hot tea with honey for you. I hope your head feels better soon.