The Greatness that is New Jersey!

kickycan wrote:

I'm still trying to figure out why they haven't moved this thread to the humor forum.

I gotch yer humah...

...right heah!

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I am so glad someone dissed the Jersey Shore. Good. Stay away.

Here's how it goes for us.

We take the train from New York City to the ____________ station. They MEET us with a car from the B&B. The beach is wide, the water cold, but in the past nine seasons, clear, (one incident of jellyfish). There are several good restaurants within walking distance and others are a taxi ride away ($5.00).

We sit under our umbrellas on the smoke-free sands watching the fishing tour boats and the oiled up bodies pass by. There is room for you, but please take the advice of the Jersey Shore declaimers and go to the Hamptons --THERE is some cold water for you.

Joe(wave from the fishing boats, that's me with the binoculars) Nation

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Joisey has two Redbanks.

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My brother-in-law was from Joisey and went to college in Alabama then ended up in Virginia. Believe it or not, Frank, he was an altar boy who refused to let my sister bless the cemetery where he is now buried.

Deja vu, right?

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Actually, I used to have to drive through New Jersey to get to New York when I was still trying to move into the city. I remember it being filled with a lot of bucolic forested areas.

Ooh, I used the word bucolic. Cool.

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Hiya Frankie, how's it swinging?

NEW JERSEY TRANSPORTATION:
New Jersey drivers were ranked the 3rd worst in the nation by Overdrive, a truckers' magazine. How damning an indictment can you get?

New Jersey: the porn state
In completely unsurprising news, more imported porn has been destroyed by federal authorities in New Jersey than any other state.
The New Jersey international bulk mail center apparently gets almost all surface mail from Europe.

All right, so they built this monument called High Point Monument on the highest point in New Jersey. It's a pretty creative concept. Anyhow, the rest of New Jersey kind of sucks after this point. Mostly swampland and muddy fields. Oh yeah, the other thing about New Jersey is it's infested with ticks.

Do come back soon!

Yeah, right! As Kicky points out it's also full of Broccoli. Yuk! :wink:

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The Holy Trinity:

Bruce Springsteen, Frank Apisa and porn! (I'm on the next plane Twisted Evil

:wink: )

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Tryagain wrote:

Hiya Frankie, how's it swinging?

NEW JERSEY TRANSPORTATION:
New Jersey drivers were ranked the 3rd worst in the nation by Overdrive, a truckers' magazine. How damning an indictment can you get?

New Jersey: the porn state
In completely unsurprising news, more imported porn has been destroyed by federal authorities in New Jersey than any other state.
The New Jersey international bulk mail center apparently gets almost all surface mail from Europe.

All right, so they built this monument called High Point Monument on the highest point in New Jersey. It's a pretty creative concept. Anyhow, the rest of New Jersey kind of sucks after this point. Mostly swampland and muddy fields. Oh yeah, the other thing about New Jersey is it's infested with ticks.

Do come back soon!

Yeah, right! As Kicky points out it's also full of Broccoli. Yuk! :wink:

I gotcha "New Jersey sucks"....

...right heah!

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graffiti wrote:

The Holy Trinity:

Bruce Springsteen, Frank Apisa and porn! (I'm on the next plane :wink: )

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

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New Jersey has my #1 son!

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Stop Frank....you had me at Les Paul.....

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How do you figure that the highlands are the highest elvation on the East Coast? Theres gotta be more qualifiers to that onee

How about the hazardous waste, ya didnt mention the hazardous waste

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For about 6 months I lived in Hackensack, NJ - I survived,
and so can you!

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farmerman wrote:

How do you figure that the highlands are the highest elvation on the East Coast? Theres gotta be more qualifiers to that onee

Okay...name two.

Quote:

How about the hazardous waste, ya didnt mention the hazardous waste

In New Jersey we process hazardous waste into food stuffs and sell it to the rest of the country....so we have no significant stockpiles, if that is what you are asking.

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CalamityJane wrote:

For about 6 months I lived in Hackensack, NJ - I survived,
and so can you!

Actually...Calamity Jane was born in Princeton.

I ain't mentioning no state...but whe was born in Princeton.

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Mt Mitchell, NC
Clingmans Dome NC
Mt Washington NH

ya dda yadda

an then way down heere

Highpoint Nj

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All things good emanate from God's Country....NC.

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Good try Bear...I very much doubt that you were reared in NC.

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I've never been reared anywhere thank you...well there was that stripper with the strap on...but it was new years Eve and we were both really drunk.....so that doesn't count... Embarrassed

....I've said too much....

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"For about 6 months I lived in Hackensack, NJ - I survived,
and so can you!"

What a calamity, was it on a houseboat? Boy there is a lot of water out that way.There is ?'survived' and there is ?'living' I would rather bunk with Slappy, than go thru that experience. Laughing

Frank, you are too smart for me. However, in my defence, I never said NJ sucks. :wink:

BTW as you know my calligraphy class is not going too well, so when Graffiti hits town do give me a call so I can put in extra time! Razz

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