Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 04:26 pm
littlek wrote:
Maybe I'll hang out naked in my bedroom until she walks in, like she does, .


That reminds me....in college, I lived in a 6-person townhouse, with an empty room. The 5 of us were all good friends, knew each other for a few years, so we were kind of pissed when we found out someone was moving in.

This poor dude, meant well, but just was a "dork." One of my roomates had absolutely no shame, and no class. The "dork" was in his room, and my roomate was in the hall wearing nothing but shorts. He tucks them up like thongs, calls "dork" out of his room, while he's standing there in his thongs. "Hey 'dork,' did you leave the butter on the table? Can you go take care of that?"

"Dork" walked by grumbling and mumbling. That was only the start of the abuse he had to put up with.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 04:29 pm
hehehehe
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 04:30 pm
that is very inspiring. lk, observe and learn from the master himself.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 04:32 pm
Maybe I can just have Slappy over a few times to do it for me?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 04:41 pm
Believe me, missy...you''re not the first woman to ask me that.

I charge a fee for such services.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 04:42 pm
Oh yeah, what is it? A six pack of schlitz?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 04:44 pm
NO Woman!

Natural Light. And since you're willing to go with a whole SIX of 'em...DEAL!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 04:45 pm
Yehaw!
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Brand X
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 04:54 pm
littlek, I got some errands I need you to run in a few hours when you are relaxing...
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 04:56 pm
Cha! No. See, that wasn't so hard!
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Brand X
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 04:57 pm
Wow, you learned the 'no' word...

Good for you.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 05:00 pm
Yeah, well, it's easy when it's virtual. Also, it's easy when there's a blizzard going on outside.
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Brand X
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 05:05 pm
True dat.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 09:20 pm
Yuhuh.

She is a dimwit. I said, make sure you have a candle and some matches nearby in case the power goes out. Her response: when are they turning the power off? Me: What? Her: Did they tell you when they were turning the power off? Yowza. She's going to be a doctor folks!
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 09:26 pm
Rolling Eyes

Laughing
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 09:30 pm
<giggle>
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 10:41 pm
Hey.

Common sense and book-sense don't always mix.

Like this one time, I scored a 1600 on my SAT.

Then I beat up a retard for making a funny sound in front of me=jail time.

Back to my jam. Talk to ya'll tomorra.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2005 10:42 pm
tata
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jan, 2005 01:24 am
HOLLLA!!

Tonight was funny time at mi-casa.

Definitely teen drama, and I got the short end of the hot chick with nice ass and big...nevermind...I lost. My roomate is much better looking, so he wins.

But yea, I had to break up a guy not punching his g-friend in the face. 21 year olds, beer, and being jacked don't mix.

The snow football game was fun, though.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jan, 2005 01:29 am
yowza!
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