Life at home

<heehee>

kick his sorry ass out already...

How awkward it's going to be when k goes away for a while, then sheepishly returns to announce that she and HM3 have been away on romantic holiday in Maine.

Oh, how we will laugh.

for being a socially awkward moron? no. i don't see that as an option. y'all will just have to put up with our whining, that is if you keep reading on.

I am already holding my sides in anticipation of such an event.

Just get your truss and corset out of the attic. That'll keep your hands free work and nose-picking.

Seems as good a reason as any.. we're not talking about a contracted employee, it's a flatmate. Not being a socially awkward moron is pretty much entry-level condition for being a flatmate..

One of these days I am going to start a thread in honor of patiodog. He has been around forever but has never received the A2K recognition which he so richly deserves.

But.... not today.

He may be my favorite poster, Gus, but is shy of accolades, being a modest fellow. Be quiet now.

Not true. I thought my farewell thread a few years ago was quite touching.





Though I'm not sure what it says that it went on far longer than any thread I ever started. Prolly just wishful thinking on everybody else's part...

I think I may love patiodog, osso.

To quote the inimitable dlowan....

well, we both agree we are not going to kick him out. not an option.

Contrarian.

I can understand that. Who'd have him...

(sheeesh, kidding)

No one answered my question about the landlord being informed. He signed the lease..

Hoping for Tough Love.

Oh
My
God

So, we saw the landlady on our way out to get a new movie..... she said the mystery of the washing machine was solved. She told us that after his load was done, she ran a short cycle and the thing worked perfectly fine <guffaw!>. Then we told her about our conversation with him. Off we went and returned with Evil Dead II (yeehaw, it's started now). I asked him as he was getting in my way in the kitchen while listening to his freakin ipod, "so, did you figure out the washing machine?" He told me that the landlady thought he'd set the load for small when it was actually large - or some such. Then he immediately started a rant about how the episode 'ruined' his clothing. They were all covered with (gesturing) lint <gasp!>! The washers here are really very terrible for clothes. He had to throw away so many after a year in England. <eyes rolling back into my head>. He's going to start air drying his clothes from now on and he's experimenting with that now <drool slips from corner of mouth>. And, oh, he'll buy butter tomorrow. But it'll be salted because even the salted butter here isn't salty enough. I had tears in my eyes from holding in the laughter - had to escape to the bathroom.

aargghh

ok you two are good people i know that

but after so many exasperated rants please do grant me one of my own..

because this is just so typically... i dunno... well, i do know... women! Women!

<start rant>

they set themselves up these impossible challenges, these social 'people' projects - that are bound to test their patience boundlessly - and then they proceed to spend the length of time they are doing it complaining ceaselessly about how exasperating it is - while still refusing to actually do something decisive to extricate themselves from it!

and they wonder why women wake up grumpier in the morning.. (ok, i know, that research was flawed.)

<end rant>

i know - thats just how it is. gender chasm opens. and its not like i have to be here and read these posts..

in fact, keeping on reading them and then complaining about them would arguably be very ... much the same thing. <nods, tips hat>

Oh come on, nimh! We both said repeatedly that we just want to rant here.

Pdog, have you ever been in a Australia?Bank vault in South?

This thresd and getting rid of your flat mate was the topic of choice at our dinner table this evening.

I said nothing about the "Me" post we can keep that quiet cant we k.

Yep, and I got to have my rant too..