Re: Women say just the CUTEST things!!!
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:The other day, I was pondering one of my favorite life topics: sex, and sex with those I dig...eh, those people with vaginas...eh, Women, that's right.
Then I thought of the times I have heard from a woman's mouth I haven't slept with, "I'm not going to sleep with you."
Then I thought of how many of those women I never slept with, and the answer was, NONE. Most were about 1/2 hour after those words came out.
This made me giggle like a fat kid who just found a piece of fudge.
Women: why have you used this line, only to be clearly lying to yourself and the guy? I'm pretty sure I know exactly why women say this, I'm just curious to see what your answers are.
Back to the original question: Sleep with you? I wouldn't even let you shoot my cat.
Oh, you are so in, Slappy! How about me, littlek? Would you let me "shoot your cat?"
I don't know, how are you with a syringe?
Syringe!? Kinky! Never tried that before. But I am willing to learn! Teach me, littlek!
Well, first you pull the the scruff up a little and then you gently insert the syringe and plunge away!
I'm so turned on right now.
Thanks for the offer Littlek.
Bring your coupon to get the discounted rate.
On a side note, I love to shoot cats. Dammit, I need a new BB gun.
Slappy, maybe you should learn to like cats.
Yeah! I've already fallen in love with littlek's cat, and I haven't even seen it yet!
Me and my kitty. Nice and fluffy.
i love that cat. how's boots?
Eh, Boo is still in her slow decline and still happy as can be.
Wow, that's a furry cat you've got there, littlek. Mine's bigger though.
Well your cat has nice eyes.
But like the rest of those damn things, it would make me sick as hell. So the only way I can remedy my allergies is to chop the tail off of cats worldwide, one by one.
The voices told me so.
I bet yours is, kicky. So, you have a digital camera, show us your big guy!
Aw, slappy, how bad could it be? And, is it only their tails you'r allergic to?
littlek wrote:I bet yours is, kicky. So, you have a digital camera, show us your big guy!
doesn't this belong on the shaved kanookies thread?
Oh littlek, I love your kitty!!!!!!!!!!! And why are you hiding like that, missy?
