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You're Getting Old

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 08:43 am
48. People keep holding a mirror under your nostrils.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 08:44 am
49. You're in a hole in the ground, some six feet down, and some son of a bitch is throwing dirt on you.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 08:45 am
50. You're walking to the mailbox and a turtle races by.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 08:46 am
51. You tell Jessica Tandy, "If only I were thirty years younger."
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 08:52 am
52. You're a long winded blowhard and you don't know it.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 08:57 am
53. In the deep recesses of your pointy little head a thought germinates that you might be able to lift some barbells with your atrophied penis.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 09:03 am
54. You embrace senility, or fake it even, just so you can get away with saying crap a youngster wouldn't dare to.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 09:08 am
55. You grin at the knowledge that you can hide your own Easter eggs.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 09:15 am
56...you begin to realize that you even more just don't give a **** and no one including yourself thought that was possible....
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 09:27 am
Time out!
Here's to all of those US soldiers and Iraqui youths who'll never be able to complain about old age. My complaints are so insignificant....
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 12:07 pm
Gosh, gustav seems to have a lot of bottled in emotions
about old age ....

57. When you can tell it like it is and don't give a hoot
any longer.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 12:51 pm
joe
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George
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 12:57 pm
L'CHAIM!
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George
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 01:06 pm
I got an email from an old friend who had done a lot of teaching, camp
counseling, and other youth work. He applied for a position directing elderly housing. This is part of that email.

Quote:
Funny thing..., when I came
to interview, the Board of Directors wanted to know how my past
experience with youngsters would apply to working with oldsters. I
told them that these two groups had much in common: Both wanted to
drive, but others were afraid to let them; both groups wanted money
and freedom, but had little of either; both said they had their own
ideas, but nobody would listen to them. I told the interview panel
that taking time to listen to what elders were saying, and giving
their ideas careful consideration would be half the battle. And so it
has been.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 02:39 pm
Hey Gussie! You were saying???
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George
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 02:45 pm
I just spit coffee all over my monitor!
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 02:48 pm
Really puts the "p" in Jpinmilwaukee, doesn't it? Wink
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