That's right Pheonix. Fun, fun, fun, til daddy takes the T-Bird away
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 03:36 pm
36. when your kids start telling you they know more than you do.
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Phoenix32890
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 03:36 pm
Montana- Thanks for the laugh. I was not expecting that!
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Phoenix32890
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 03:37 pm
Quote:
36. when your kids start telling you they know more than you do.
When you discover that in some areas, your kids DO know more than you!
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Montana
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 03:39 pm
Phoenix32890 wrote:
Montana- Thanks for the laugh. I was not expecting that!
What weren't you expecting? I'm trying to figure out what post made you laugh. You'll have to excuse my stupidity, because I grew up in the 70's
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Montana
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 03:42 pm
When instead of putting on makeup to look sexy, you use it to cover your wrinkles.
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cjhsa
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 04:15 pm
33. Tying your shoes requires you to hold your breath.
39. Experiencing short term memory loss, especially when counting.
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roger
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 04:23 pm
40. You go home with a date - to meet the kids.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 04:25 pm
40. Experiencing short term memory loss, expecially when counting.
(I think I read that somewhere)
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blueveinedthrobber
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 04:35 pm
41. Not being able to remember why you take Gingko Biloba
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gustavratzenhofer
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 04:40 pm
42) Instead of snorting coacaine off the butt of a voluptuous blonde you find yourself posting "You know you're getting old" lists on the internet
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Phoenix32890
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 04:41 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
41. Not being able to remember why you take Gingko Biloba
Bi- That is sooo funny. Just the other day, someone saw me buying a bottle of......you guessed it, ginko biloba. She stopped me, and asked what was the purpose of it. I had to admit that I once knew, that there was a perfectly good reason why I take the stuff, but for the life of me, I could not remember why!
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cjhsa
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 04:50 pm
That stuff must really work. Off to the pharmacy.
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Magus
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 05:25 pm
42. You buy staples in bulk; you wait til Paper Towels and Bathroom tissue are on sale, then buy a 6-month supply... (or MORE...)
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colorbook
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 08:59 pm
You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.
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roger
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 09:17 pm
44. You not only forget where you left the car keys, you forget what they are for.
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CalamityJane
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 11:16 pm
45. When your 9 year old asks you if they had already
cars in my generation
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Eva
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Fri 7 Jan, 2005 12:17 am
46. When "premenopausal" actually sounds attractive.
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roger
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Fri 7 Jan, 2005 12:32 am
Thanks for the reminder, Calamity.
46. Someone asks if you are a veteran. You modestly say "yes", and they assume it was the second world war.
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Phoenix32890
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Fri 7 Jan, 2005 06:10 am
47- The clothes that you saved that were out of style, but you could not bear to part with them, are back in fashion..............but now you can't get into them!
