Lash wrote:Rafick wrote:Lash wrote:I never thought DrewDad would be explaining my sarcasm.
WOW!! it must make you guys feel really good making fun of Thousands deaths caused by a Natural Disaster you people are
Mo Fo's
I don't take lessons in etiquette from Jew Haters. <And, I am pleased to offend anyone who answers to that description.>
i bet your jewish, poor guy... "If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas"
jokes
In old Russia, two beggars sat next to each other in a district where few Jews lived. One held a sign saying "Please help the war veteran", and the other holds a sign saying "Please help a poor Jew".
People pass by and even those who didn't intend to give money to either of them, give to the first beggar to upset the Jew. Finally, one day a good man passes by, gives money equally to both, and then says to the Jew: "Why don't you change your sign? Don't you understand that nobody will give you any money?" and walks away. As he goes, the Jew turns to the other beggar and says: "Chaim, he would teach us business..."
The year is 2012 and the United States has just elected its first woman as well as its first Jewish President, Ms. Susan Vineberg.
The President-elect calls her mother a few weeks after election day and says, "So, Ma, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so," her mother replies. "It's a ten-hour drive, your father isn't as young as he used to be and my gout is acting up again."
"Don't worry about it, Mom," says the future President. "I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door."
"Oh, I don't know," her mother says, doing what she does best.
"Everybody will be so fancy, I don't know what on earth I would wear."
"Oh, Mom," replies Susan, "don't worry about it. I'll make sure you have a wonderful new gown, maybe by Christian Dior."
"Honey," her mother complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."
The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry, Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York, kosher all the way. Mom, I want you to come."
So Mom agrees, and on January 21, 2013, Susan Vineberg is being sworn in as President of the United States of America. In the front row sits the new President's mother, who leans over to a Senator sitting next to her and says, "You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible becoming President of the United States?"
The Senator whispers back, "Yes, I do."
"Her brother's a doctor."