P.I.M.P

Now this is the wierdest thing to tell a bunch of strangers who are gonna think that this sounds like some retarded 80's film but anyway...

I got a question how does a man who may not be the brightest, the best looking or the safest guy in town do what he does to women? Let me tell you a story and you tell me if I'm right in saying it doesn't make sense.

There's this man I know (Call him Tony), he's owns a bar. Now Tony's not very good looking and often when i introduce my girl friends to him they like "oh that's tony" but by the end of the night they all over him like a rash.

I find that I get sucked into these bizzare games as well and as Tony dishes out attention to each girl I see how we all seem to fight over his attention as the night goes on. I mean it often happens that we land up at his house (mixed guys and girls) but there will be one sofa with 4 girls and tony on it and the other guys will be chilling on the other side of the room like they don't exist.

Tony's a rude obnoxious coke head, pale skinny creautre of the night, yet every one of my girlfriends that's met him (no matter how straight down the line they are) will land up drinking and doing blow with him. He'll literally have them eating out of the palm of his hands. How the heck does he do this? He basicaly propositions me and my friends and we go back for more like fools, no matter how rude how coked up he is we all still stand there lapping his coke head babble up. i mean the man stares, he smacks girls asses, his nose literally runs (glazed dough nut look) from all the blow, he calls me Pillow because he thinks my name sounds like cushion and still my girlfriends sit on the sofa next to him and throw there arms around him. I really don't know.