Bumper Stickers and Other Funny Car Signs

I like the one..

Get any closer and I will flip a booger on your windshield.

This concerns a license plate. The wife and I were driving to work (back when I had a wife) she glanced to her right and said "That's funny". "What?" says I. She pointed to a bright red sports car with a pretty blond in it and queried "Who would want a license plate that says idiot?". I looked at the car and informed her "It doesn't say idiot. It says I do it. And I'll bet she does."

Idiot!! HAHAHAHH! thats funny.

here is a license plate for ya..

Ivonaman.

seen it. sadly enough.

that reminds me of austin powers..

Ivan Humpalot
Alotta Fagina
Fuk Mi
Fuk Yu

My favorite:

"Let go of my ears; I know what I'm doing."

"This is not an abandoned car"

"I am a professional.
Do not attempt these maneuvers yourself."

I once had a pick up truck in front of me, all black and
shiny with those splashback thingies on the tires that
have a woman's silhouette in silver cut-outs on it. Special
wheels, two exhaust mufflers and other testosteron gadgets.
Amongst all that was a bumper sticker that read:

"Not all men are idiots. Some are bachelors"

Hey CJ, that's just too funny!

Saw one in GA. ages ago
"Bad Cop, No Donut"

"If you like my bumper, you should see my headlights!"

"Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades"

If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close

i love latin

Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!

Don't follow me. I'm lost too

I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."

I souport publik edekasion

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.


ok im done lol

Hi danni-lee! welcome to a2k!
Just gotta love the latin sticker, WTG girl!

thanks, im trying to learn latin at the moment, i figured id start with stuff i could remember

My favorite is...

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

I have a friend that has one on his truck that reads..."Fear this city boy"..with one of them redneck pics. He kinda resembles Yosimite Sam..lol

I don't have a bumper sticker (yet)
but I always yell at the other drivers:

"If you can't drive - WALK!"

Apropos cop and donuts

"Support Mental Health or I'll Kill You!"

Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition

I are proud to be college student

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

I'm not pshycotic, I cant read your mind.

Grow your own dope..
Plant a man.


My other car is a broom

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals

My child knocked up your honor student