Your child may be an honor student,
But you're still an idiot
Jesus loves you
(Just not in that way)
Buckle up!
It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
Thanks for the phrases, guys! Had a great laugh with this thread
Saw this car in Manchester/UK some time ago:
There used to be a father/son tandem who had license plates 4Q and 4Q2
There's the classic "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-****". Typically, this bumper sticker actually describes the type of driver within.
cjhsa wrote:There's the classic "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-****". Typically, this bumper sticker actually describes the type of driver within.
I think Cav has a sticker like that....
Bumper Sticker
* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
* Born free . . . Taxed to death.
* The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
* All men are idiots, and I married their King.
* Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
* No radio--Already stolen.
* Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
* Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
* IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
* Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills
all its students.
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
* We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
* Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
* Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere
may be happy.
* i souport publik edekashun.
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those
who can't.
