I strive to be like shewolf...maybe I can re-take the test on Monday and be in the 60%'s.
Women love guys who have goals in life.
falling in love made me dirtier.
70%
Still well below shewolfnm.
62%...and I'm one of the few married people on this thread...
I feel like a loser at 53%
Nope, that's still me.
Who knew marrying my highschool sweetheart would be so embarrassing?
uh oh
81%
I thought the whole thing would get divided by my age, which should've knocked me down some.
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Ehbeth is a SLUT!!!!
Who knew?
What the hell did you do, woman? 19 orgies with farm animals???
I'm a damn alter boy compared to you women. This just proves my thinking...women are bigger sluts then men, they're just much better at hiding it, and pointing fingers at the opposite sex.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:I'm a damn alter boy compared to you women.
Wanna go into the other room with me and bring your percentage up?
:wink:
I don't know...I don't think I'm hairy, sweaty enough, and make those dumb porn star faces like the guys you're used to...
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Ehbeth is a SLUT!!!! Who knew?
Well, obviously I knew.
I was just hoping for an age discount.
I'm telling you bastards...give me a month or so, and I'll have that 59% hiked up.
I can do it...I can do it...
I'm slapping myself in the face right now, while Eminem's "lose yourself" is playing in the background. I just punched myself in the nose, and am artistically wiping the blood on my face like it's war paint.
Hitch it up, slappy, hitch it up.
That in itself should be a clue.
59%...is that good or bad? LMAO
