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How big of a slut are you? TAKE THE TEST!

 
 
Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 08:16 am
Celi leads the way with 69%. Good work.

Jane, you ignorant slut.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 08:20 am
It has to be the test. It is lying.. I tell you!!
Im a virgin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 08:25 am
Shewolf, the test is NOT lying, it's totally scientific, totally!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 08:32 am
bigdice67 wrote:
Shewolf, the test is NOT lying, it's totally scientific, totally!


SO that means if you and I go on a date you have an 81% chance of getting lucky? Shocked

Laughing

Maybe that is why my husband married me.. an 81% chance i wont say no? hmmmm...
'Dems some good odds. hahahah!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 08:39 am
Shewolf shatters the competition.

I'm not sure if "slut" is the word...

"good girl" sounds better.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 08:59 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Shewolf shatters the competition.

I'm not sure if "slut" is the word...

"good girl" sounds better.


It was all those girls I slept with in college.. you know!
I was in the Alpha Omega Dirty Dorm.

Laughing
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:15 am
Thought it was Alpha MegaDirty Dorm...
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:19 am
53% slut. My current behavior cancels out my past behavior.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:31 am
Slept with...other...girls...in....college....SWEET.

So you were a "LUG?"

Lesbian
Until
Graduation

Cinn, you like me, or the opposite?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:33 am
'Zactly the same here, Cinn.

(You weren't Onion personal of the week a couple of weeks ago, though, were you? That would have to up the sluttiness factor several notches. ;-) "Cinesthesia" [one "n"], reddish hair, listed as partnered.) (Yes, I'm incredibly nosy.)
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:36 am
52%
hm. I was also surprised. I thought I was dirtier than that. Twisted Evil
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:37 am
Soz, you looking for "activity partners" or something??

Edit: apparently I don't know how to read...you said "personal of the week."
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:40 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Cinn, you like me, or the opposite?


I'm happily married, my slut days are over.
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:45 am
sozobe wrote:
'Zactly the same here, Cinn.

(You weren't Onion personal of the week a couple of weeks ago, though, were you? That would have to up the sluttiness factor several notches. ;-) "Cinesthesia" [one "n"], reddish hair, listed as partnered.) (Yes, I'm incredibly nosy.)


This made me laugh. Do you know if the Onion archives those personals? I want to see who this name-stealing b*itch is...
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:45 am
No, I'm just incorrigibly nosy. I read the Onion every week (I just found out that a guy I knew in college is the head writer or something for the Daily Show with Jon Stewart -- Ben Karlin -- who knew that Madison was such a hotbed of hilarity? but I digress) and they have the featured personal and it was "Cinesthesia" and I went hmmmmmmm...

Reminds me, new one's out.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:47 am
Hee hee! I'll look, CinN...
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:49 am
Hmm, here's the personals page, it was just a couple of weeks ago, name "Cinesthesia", should be an easy way to find it but I haven't figured it out yet:

http://personals.theonion.com/
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:49 am
69% - seems about right...
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:51 am
I haven't looked at the Onion recently. ...Iraq Terror System, ooh pretty colors.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 09:58 am
53%... not to bad... of course my prime slutty days were cut short... I just had to go fall in love...
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