Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:And Scoates, lobsters don't like to share, because they're "shellfish."
I'd rather have a lobster on my piano, than a crab on my organ.
I've said this before, but it bears repeating. It's true, women do like a man with a sense of humour, so it's important for men to cultivate one. So, next time your wife is naked and asks you if you think she's fat, point at her and laugh. I can guarentee the subtlety of the compliment will be lost on her, hence, men have a better sense of humour than women.
Cav
That sounds like it would go over beautifuly, let us know how it works out.
Keep us posted.
We care.
paulaj wrote:Cav
That sounds like it would go over beautifuly, let us know how it works out.
Keep us posted.
We care.
No need. I already know the "punch" line.
Or Cav, one of my favorites is, (so I've heard, again...I'm a virgin), you bang the chick, wife, whoever, and you, uh, give her stomach a good coat of paint. Immediately get up, grab a towel, THROW it at her, and say "I'm done with you, go grab me a beer."
It's fun all around.
Slappy, I figure that women would have more time to be funny if they weren't constantly having nervous breakdowns and wondering if they're lesbo or not.
I hear that, Cav.
Speaking of lezzies, did you know there's only two types of women in this world?
Yup.
1) The ones I've had sex with.
2) Lesbians.
I once dated a Lezzie Borden. She tried to kill me with an axe because I slept with her girlfriend.
I went to school very close to the Lesbo Borden house. I remember a group in my Marketing Research class did a market research project for them.
Probably only reason I got your reference, you sharp Canuck.
I'm glad I'm not a lesbo, when men aren't acting like d****, or cheating, there quite entertaining.
paulaj wrote:I'm glad I'm not a lesbo, when men aren't acting like d****, or cheating, there quite entertaining.
See, here it is. paulaj's quote was entertaining, but not all that funny. The 'bastid' thread was a stroke of comedic genius however. Good on ya for that, paulaj.
Men all over the planet are also happy you are not a lesbo.
I wasn't trying to be funny, I was going for truthful. Glad ya liked it.
Oh boy...sorry if I offended, I didn't mean to.
See, Paula's funny no matter if she tries or not!
You are a regular Starbuck, Johhny.
You didn't, it's hard to offend me, BTW> :-)
paulaj wrote:You didn't, it's hard to offend me, BTW> :-)
Phew! Then I can honestly say, your joke sucked.
<A2K brings on the madness...the paranoia>
Well, elevate my bastid title already then.
I am going to have to alter the bastid list somehow, you bastids keep renewing your vows. I'm going to have to give it some thought.
